Helmet Cole
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I like this a lot - is that wrong?
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Manc Babe Gemma Atkinson and Tranny's "Wooing" Techniques
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Depends on whether you're drinking tea or not I presume.I like this a lot - is that wrong?
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Perhaps that's why he dated her....And then shag you with hers by the look of that photo
Blumers Bloomers
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Perhaps that's why he dated her....
Pmsl !
She's gorgeous , I would (if I was that way inclined)
better dead than red
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"Rusty tromboned", by chance?Let's be frank here.
He's a multi-millionaire footballing superstar with a body chiseled from granite. She used to be in Hollyoaks.
He could have put on Gardener's World and served her Domestos and she'd still have tromboned the fucker.
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I know a lad who nobbed her years ago in the copthorne Salford keys said she could lick the chrome off a knife.
better dead than red
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Would smell his fingers...I know a lad who nobbed her years ago in the copthorne Salford keys said she could lick the chrome off a knife.
Pmsl !
She's gorgeous , I would (if I was that way inclined)
If I was a woman I'd definitely be up for a scissoring session with her.
A local cab driver told me recently how he used to deliver certain types of ladies to the apartment of one particular bald French goalkeeper. Seemed surprised I'd not heard about this before. He also linked the story to camelgob and the missed dope test.
Is this all part of some sort of cultish behaviour requirement over Swamp way?
Seems like it is inbreeded into them there.
A local cab driver told me recently how he used to deliver certain types of ladies to the apartment of one particular bald French goalkeeper. Seemed surprised I'd not heard about this before. He also linked the story to camelgob and the missed dope test.
Is this all part of some sort of cultish behaviour requirement over Swamp way?
I fucking hated that ****. I was working on the block of flats where he lived on Deansgate and all the tenants had been given prior notice that the car park would be closed for a couple of hours on a certain day. I'd just set the cherry picker up and we were working high up when Barthez came home from training. He moved the cones, ripped the tape down, got back in his car and leaned on his horn. I ignored the ignorant **** so he just kept leaning on his horn. The site manager rang us up and made us come down. I wasn't happy and vented my spleen in the bald cunts direction. He wouldn't make eye contact despite me calling him all the names under the sun. Shiny headed Gallic shithouse.