Manc bible

[BlueBearBoots]

Is BBB jane ? just ask'in like ?

Nope

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Scrikin- crying

gorping- what you looking at

Not heard these words for years.

First time I said scrikin in front of my Wife she looked at me as though I was from another planet, she's from Lincolnshire and never heard it before

 

[-nibz-]

When you first hear yourself on the answerin machine:

"No fuckin way is that me"

 

[waterloo blue]

Scrikin- crying

gorping- what you looking at

Not heard these words for years.

First time I said scrikin in front of my Wife she looked at me as though I was from another planet, she's from Lincolnshire and never heard it before

I told my five year old son to stop scrikin and to stop mithering and my Australian wife told me stop confusing him,by using foreign languages.

 

[m7mcfc]

Coronation Street is simply Corro.

On two occasions in my life once in Dublin and once in London I got asked was I from Liverpool, to which I've replied " Am I fuck I'm from Manchester me mate" They've replied back "Well you sound nothing like actors from Coronation Street" To which I've replied " I aint never heard a Manc in it either mate they are all wools from Oldham or summat"

By the way I have never heard that shite programme referred to as Corro in my life and I have never lived further than a mile and a half from Town in my life. Is Corrie.

Another thing the phrase " I went into Manchester" well that's a load of shit anyone where I have lived " Went to Town" On that note anyone reading this who refers to my first phrase well you aint a Manc mate.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Haha scrikin, I say this often just never typed it out.

Sound = something that's good. lol.

 

[dazdon]

Nesh...meaning soft ;-)

 

[-nibz-]

You can't beat bumpin into Mancs on your travels. Honest cunts we are :)

 

[Cellarite]

"Don't be mard."

This confuses the fuck out of the people here in Yorkshire.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Real Mancunians don't use the fucking term 'mancs' to define themselves, for starters.
I have had to take issue with you regarding this previously, now don't do it again, otherwise I shall get De Niro to ban you, or restrict you to girlie-related threads like relationship nonsense, shoes or GHD hair straighteners.