Manc bible

[bobmcfc]

I thought it was politely refered to as "avvin a tug" in manchestaaaaar ?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

I thought it was politely refered to as "avvin a tug" in manchestaaaaar ?

Im glad I foe'd you now

 

[bobmcfc]

I thought it was politely refered to as "avvin a tug" in manchestaaaaar ?

Im glad I foe'd you now

You foe'd me ? Whaaaaat !

Haha as if you'd be able to see what I'd put if you had.

Anyway, if I upset you you know I could never cope with that... What can I do ?? Tell me tell me tell me

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I thought it was politely refered to as "avvin a tug" in manchestaaaaar ?

Only when performed by a lady bent over a bin eating chips and gravy with the other hand.
Us more refined ex-Fallowfield folk prefer the term 'five knuckle shuffle', or the far more course and colloquial 'avin' a Jodrell'.

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Defo.

 

[bobmcfc]

I thought it was politely refered to as "avvin a tug" in manchestaaaaar ?

Only when performed by a lady bent over a bin eating chips and gravy with the other hand.
Us more refined ex-Fallowfield folk prefer the term 'five knuckle shuffle', or the far more course and colloquial 'avin' a Jodrell'.

How do you if one hand is occupied with a fork and the other is occupied with a tray ?

Ohhhh

No wait, that can't be done either if one is front loaded over a bin

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I thought it was politely refered to as "avvin a tug" in manchestaaaaar ?

Only when performed by a lady bent over a bin eating chips and gravy with the other hand.
Us more refined ex-Fallowfield folk prefer the term 'five knuckle shuffle', or the far more course and colloquial 'avin' a Jodrell'.

How do you if one hand is occupied with a fork and the other is occupied with a tray ?

Ohhhh

No wait, that can't be done either if one is front loaded over a bin

'If one is front loaded over a bin' is without doubt my Phrase Of The Week.
Take a bow, bob.
Although preferably nowhere near a bin, lest you get rear loaded by some passing wrong 'un.

 

[bobmcfc]

Only when performed by a lady bent over a bin eating chips and gravy with the other hand.
Us more refined ex-Fallowfield folk prefer the term 'five knuckle shuffle', or the far more course and colloquial 'avin' a Jodrell'.

How do you if one hand is occupied with a fork and the other is occupied with a tray ?

Ohhhh

No wait, that can't be done either if one is front loaded over a bin

'If one is front loaded over a bin' is without doubt my Phrase Of The Week.
Take a bow, bob.
Although preferably nowhere near a bin, lest you get rear loaded by some passing wrong 'un.

I don't go near bins unless I'm disposing of litter, have no clue where people get that idea from at all. Anyway, enjoy that phrase ;)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Stick that bockle up the chimley.
Also, "nark it" where's that from? Was my old dad's favourite warning to naughty kids.

 

[Rascal]

I live in Cheadle. Not posh Cheadle but Manchester overspill End Cheadle.

Town is Manchester not Stockport which is nearer.