Manchester Evening News

[jay_mcfc]

Cheers for the faith, mate, but my mate used both those phrases a while ago, and he will have picked them up somewhere. We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

The female version are whacky ladettes who drink pints and talk about rugby.

All aboard the banter bus. Honk honk.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

 

[ccr]

Can we not ask the MEN do run a story on this ?

Probably have done but who knows as nobody reads it. Woods/Bears/ Shit.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Cheers for the faith, mate, but my mate used both those phrases a while ago, and he will have picked them up somewhere. We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

The female version are whacky ladettes who drink pints and talk about rugby.

All aboard the banter bus. Honk honk.

Ah yes. Lose their local accent within 2 months of starting university, swear their heads off ('facking' of course) and pull silly faces and adopt 'ironic' lesbian poses when photographed.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

he'll be sneaky next time, probably come back as the username that looks like a **** next, professing to be a worm that once poked its arse up by a blade of grass next to Colin Bell or something of that ilk

 

[Phil1]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

 

[Didsbury Dave]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

They love getting loudly and irritatingly pissed in formal back tie gear, and letting the dickie bow hang unfastened at the end of the night to show how much carnage has ensued, as they ironically smoke a cigar. Most are called Jules or Josh.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

We share disdain for the whole 'banter' phenomenon and the type of lads who call nights out 'carnage'. You know the type...golf, stag dos, days at the races, kilts at weddings etc. Now they've added football to the repertoire.

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

I've been to a few weddings like that. Hard work after a bit. I always end up offending one of the alpha-males in the pack, which passes the time.

 

[Centurions]

he'll be sneaky next time, probably come back as the username that looks like a **** next, professing to be a worm that once poked its arse up by a blade of grass next to Colin Bell or something of that ilk

I suspect he's desperately googling VPNs and the like as we speak. But going off how dumb he appears to be he'll probably use D_Lynch as his user name.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

These are my least favourite type of people. Boorish and boring in equal measure.

Haha! I get to deal with these pricks every weekend. The full repertoire in fact, the wedding itself, then the stories of how 'mental' the stag do was and the football shite normally kicks in later on. I just smile as I take their money, wishing that midnight would hurry up so I can fuck the boring cunts off.
Love the banter do wedding guests..

I've been to a few weddings like that. Hard work after a bit. I always end up offending one of the alpha-males in the pack, which passes the time.

They thrive at Weddings. In fact their spiritual heaven is the Best Man's Speech. It encapsulates and embraces everything they are about: roaring laughing at the risqué banter, slapping each other's backs, thinking they are Impressing the girls whilst secretly making sure they stay just about 'onside' of the banterborder with their dads.

I think I'm labouring this a bit, aren't I?