Manchester United (A) - Pre Match Thread

[JULES]

Going for the first time since Brightwell equalised.
Can anyone suggests suitable antidote in case of lingering infection?

wash your bollocks with turpentine

 

[roy.or.r]

errr, get a result, means just that

Okay then. My bad. I thought getting a result means a draw too.

 

[kaz7]

True but their games are very winnable. If we draw against the rags, we would be relying on them to drop points somewhere and frankly, i don't see them doing that. Cardiff was their last tough game.

They have to tough games v barca,so they might not win all their games,for a long time the deal has been we need to win all our games,we have no distractions now,we'll get it done,you just have to be confident that the lads will get the job done

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Can you hold your breath for 90 minutes?

 

[Ban-jani]

Anyone else really fucking nervous all of a sudden?

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

do we know if stan laurel has been passed fit yet ?

 

[Rhapsody in Blue]

If United beat us tomorrow and more or less hand Liverpool the title tomorrow:

https://biblehub.com/luke/23-34.htm

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Do a dirty protest in the bogs. Mind you, they probably won't be able to tell the difference.

 

[Dennis Menace]

Who's the ref?!! The ref has a huge bearing on United games. Most refs seem to be biased in United's favour. Clattenburg, Dean, Taylor, atkinson, friend, pawson and Martoner. If we get one of these, I fear we're doomed.

 

[BlueSkyBlue]

What you need is a sick swan......

It's only sick swan - 60000 empty seats - it's only sick swan