Marc Cucurella

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

That hair is just crying out to be pulled in Champions League matches.

 

[jrb]

New chant.

He’s hair
He’s there
He’s every f*cking where
Cucurella, Cucurella

​

 

[FantasyIreland]

Nice of City to let Jacob know.

He's crackers.

 

[oldius]

Cucarella, Cucarella,
He's our hairy friend from Brighton & Hove Albion,

Cucarella, Cucarella,
Bombing down the left wing for Man City



To the Gypsy Kings Bamboleo.

 

[Big Jonjo]

Cucarella, Cucarella,
He's our hairy friend from Brighton & Hove Albion,

Cucarella, Cucarella,
Bombing down the left wing for Man City



To the Gypsy Kings Bamboleo.

Or

Cucarella, Cucarella
He's a Zabba lookalike with just more hair

Cucarella, Cucarella
He's a fullback who attacks with a bit of flair.

 

[applecentral]

He's crackers.

That takes the biscuit!

 

[failsworthblueboy]

That takes the biscuit!

Oh crumbs!!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

He's crackers.

That takes the biscuit!

Oh crumbs!!

Stop! Stop, stop, stop!

 

[Withnail]

That hair is just crying out to be pulled in Champions League matches.

Just wait until we draw Atletico Madrid.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

He hails from Spain
He loves paella
He plays at left back
It's Marc Cucarella

He came from down south
He's good at his job
Marc Cucarella
Hair like sideshow Bob

And then twice yearly special edition 3rd verse...

It should have been 10
It should have been 10
You lucky bastards
It should have been 10


Genuinely think that would win Eurovision that would!