Marc Cucurella

[The Pandorica Opened]

I hate fake Twitter ITKs who just cosplay being Romano. Same phrases, emojis, language, everything. They even copy his broken English with shite like "deal has been complete since two weeks" just to get follows from fourteen-year-olds who think Romano is the only source of news in the football world and all news has to be written as he writes it.

 

[Chi-town blues]

sheikh mansour went to brighton
eating bread and nutella
bought us back a crazy guy
Marc Coo coo rella

 

[Dax777]

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I'm worried now

It's a nonsense tweet

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Decent attacking left back... However, you know what some City fans are like regarding players or manager with big hair... :-/

Bald cunts, the lot of em.

 

[Double R]

To the tune of Smooth Operator:
"Marc Cucurellaaaa"
"Maaaaaaarc Cucurellaaaa"
Terrible, but its stuck in my head everytime i read his name.

 

[haaland9]

sheikh mansour went to brighton
eating bread and nutella
bought us back a crazy guy
Marc Coo coo rella

me when this song breaks out @ the charity shield game

 

[richards30]

So are we imminent then?

 

[BongoBlue]

I have never offered a song here before but surely the classic Mexican tune "La Cucaracha" (The little cockroach) can be applied here - and I am too lazy to trawl the previous posts, so apologies if already mentioned:

La Cucurella, La Cucurella;
In a bun his hair is tied;
La Cucurella, La Cucurella;
Locking down the left-hand side...

Ok, I already have me coat. :)

 

[Barcon]

sheikh mansour went to brighton
eating bread and nutella
bought us back a crazy guy
Marc Coo coo rella

Shut your face.

 

[Mancity1980]

That’s Zaba wearing a wig

It does! However I am not so sure Zabba would go for such an over the top syrup!