Marcus Rashford

[CC1]

I don't think you understand. No one can "sort him out" unless he decides he wants to sort himself out.

I agree but the thing is, he didn’t want to sort things out at the rags. Let’s see what happens

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Personally I couldn't give a fuck about him and his life choices. It's his life.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

It's only ridiculous if he genuinely wants to tackle his personal issues and they won't help him.

As the saying goes, you can drag a horse to water but you can't make it drink. Which is not a totally inappropriate analogy in this particular situation.

Rubbish! Two minutes of the hairdryer treatment and a flying teacup from SAF and that'd get Rash back to his best. The United way.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rubbish! Two minutes of the hairdryer treatment and a flying teacup from SAF and that'd get Rash back to his best. The United way.

Followed by 20 pints with Robson and McGrath.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

He looks OLD wow.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Jesus Christ he looks like he’s spent the entire transfer window doing gear in salford bus station.

He’s always been a bit of a bellend but since when did he literally look like a bloated smackhead?! I swear he’s aged 20 years in about 6 months.

Something is not right with this guy surely. He looks genuinely fucked.

Should’ve been honest and just said no **** else wanted me cos I’m shit and a dick.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Think he’s in for an almighty shock when adjusting to their style of play.

Good ebening.

 

[waspish]

Haha first time seen that photo of him at Villa notice that forced smile or is he try to impersonate the Mbappe smile!

 

[city2]

Apparently he’s back to his best after playing for villa for 1 game.

 

[TonyM]

He turned a corner.

 

[Damocles]

Looks a bit bloated which could be due to medication.
He may be genuinely unwell and if so I hope he gets the help he needs to get better.

Or could be having more snow than Everest and eating takeaways every night

 

[Longballutd]

He’s been right under our noses all Summer and now he’s off to Barcelona.

 

[Berti No Show]

He’s been right under our noses all Summer and now he’s off to Barcelona.

This a wind up?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Fucking hell, his agent is going to be the most in demand person in football. First getting this useless twat one of the biggest contracts in the Premier League and then convincing Barcelona that he's good enough for them.

 

[nmc]

Just can’t see Barca taking those wages on.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Just can’t see Barca taking those wages on.

Of course not. We've had enough dealings with Barcelona to know that they'll be trying to get him on a loan with the rags paying half his wages.

 

[Blue Hefner]

He’ll be a squad player there, probably score 10 goals then they will send him back to United.

 

[Tevez City]

He’ll be a squad player there, probably score 10 goals then they will send him back to United.

10 Goals as a squad player is not bad, not sure how many of our wingers have scored more than 10 goals last season.

 

[Blue Hefner]

10 Goals as a squad player is not bad, not sure how many of our wingers have scored more than 10 goals last season.

If Anthony can do well over there for Betis, he has no excuse

The league is weaker so 10 goals across an entire season should be the least expected

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

No idea why they want him, he is a poor Ferran Torres, who Barca already have