Mario Balotelli

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[Monkfish]

asking mario to get up for wigan away is like asking someone who's headlined glastonbury to play down the pub

which would be ok if he only took his 100k+ 3 times a year

not making any judgments on him, he's an enigma - all the evidence says we can't rely on him over a season but when we really really need someone - more than likely it will be him steps up

Yaya and Sergio send their love ;)

 

[danebanksheik]

Twitcher - "I wanted to buy Mario" - Daily Fail

wise after the event again
but I forgot .....
City blew you out of the water

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

That's the funniest photoshop in the world

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Mario is pure Rock n Roll. Enjoy him, they seldom come along, but when they do relish every minute.

 

[City Raider]

which would be ok if he only took his 100k+ 3 times a year

not making any judgments on him, he's an enigma - all the evidence says we can't rely on him over a season but when we really really need someone - more than likely it will be him steps up

Yaya and Sergio send their love ;)

its good we have so many!!

 

[adrianr]

Twitcher - "I wanted to buy Mario" - Daily Fail

wise after the event again
but I forgot .....
City blew you out of the water

He's a laugh a minute. I don't think there is a good footballer alive he didn't try and sign, though we only hear about it after said footballer has already gained massive acclaim.

 

[LoveCity]

We need a Louise Redknapp/Mario song since Jamie is so obsessed with our Mario. Tomorrow's Mail back page:

 

[adrianr]

Hahahahahahaha.


No seriously, that's real?

 

[Pigeonho]

Janie Redknapp is the classic 'good' footballer who thinks he was better than he was, but realises he has fuck all to offer so will cling to anything he can. I'd sit in a room with Gary Neville talking about football all day long, but wouldn't give this same pair of silver trousers wearing **** the time of day. I actually don't mind 'Arry, think he is what he is, but this **** takes the piss out of stealing a living.