Mario Car Crash

[lancs blue]

Thanks, I imagine you'd get very short odds that he didn't indicate either.

 

[samharris]

Thanks, I imagine you'd get very short odds that he didn't indicate either.

too busy texting his bloods. ;)

 

[stimo]

' I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE ' fuck off the sun and you little prick who sold his story. bet you can afford the insurance payout now cant you?

 

[foley87]

the lad is from my neck of the woods

got paid 6k by the sun. hes going round bragging about it. complete lie. nothing wrong with him whatsoever.

cant wait to see him

 

[Cheadle Blue]

someone i know on facebook is going out with the dad, of the young lad. she's mouthing off about mario being the bad guy, and how dan's a little angel blah blah blah. She wouldn't even have it, that doing a u-turn was illegal. silly cow. no surprise it was the sun

 

[rickmcfc]

I hope Mario's bird puts in for whiplash. I would take the rag **** to the cleaners.

 

[bobmcfc]

hopefully the little bastard becomes uninsurable after smashing up a bentley

 

[Manchester1894]

Danny Campbell eh?

<a class="postlink" href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1107673021" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1107673021</a>

His page links sum it up - how many fucking shite pages though?!!:


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[didactic]

He was driving like a dick after the Chelsea game.

Glad he is unhurt, hopefully he gets some form of a wake up call and grows up.

Christ, it must be obvious to everyone that that his behaviour over the past year has been deliberately aimed at securing his objective to return to Milan.

As I said months ago - check the post - Mario Balotelli is with us as an intermediary club to facilitate his move to AC in the Summer. If this happens them so be it.

This sort of things happens more than people realize. Denis Law, a good example arrived at Maine Road in March 1960, left for Torino in June 1961 and joined Manure in 1962. Torino must have accepted that he was there for a season to stopa straight transfer from inter city rivals taking place which has always been considered infra dignitatum by clubs and fans alike.

What also looks probable rather than possible is that Carlos Tevez is likely to moving to the same destination.

For us that would be an excellent deal.

Meanwhile if RM stays with us he had better exercise his judgement better the next time he recommends transfer targets to the board. We need players like Muniain and others that have a 100% focus on playing football with team spirit an absolute necessity.




.

You do realise that he could have gone to Milan from Inter if he wanted? It must hurt to carry your head on your shoulders all that brain power you have. I mean what a simple way to engineer a transfer get people to crash into your car. Genius I bet his next one will be to chop off his right leg that will make sure we sell him as soon as the window open. You sherlock should work for MI5.

 

[Scotty76]

He was driving like a dick after the Chelsea game.

Glad he is unhurt, hopefully he gets some form of a wake up call and grows up.

Christ, it must be obvious to everyone that that his behaviour over the past year has been deliberately aimed at securing his objective to return to Milan.

As I said months ago - check the post - Mario Balotelli is with us as an intermediary club to facilitate his move to AC in the Summer. If this happens them so be it.

This sort of things happens more than people realize. Denis Law, a good example arrived at Maine Road in March 1960, left for Torino in June 1961 and joined Manure in 1962. Torino must have accepted that he was there for a season to stopa straight transfer from inter city rivals taking place which has always been considered infra dignitatum by clubs and fans alike.

What also looks probable rather than possible is that Carlos Tevez is likely to moving to the same destination.

For us that would be an excellent deal.

Meanwhile if RM stays with us he had better exercise his judgement better the next time he recommends transfer targets to the board. We need players like Muniain and others that have a 100% focus on playing football with team spirit an absolute necessity.




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What a load of shite!



You do realise that he could have gone to Milan from Inter if he wanted? It must hurt to carry your head on your shoulders all that brain power you have. I mean what a simple way to engineer a transfer get people to crash into your car. Genius I bet his next one will be to chop off his right leg that will make sure we sell him as soon as the window open. You sherlock should work for MI5.