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Mario fire????
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The Northern Baptist
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Berkovic_blue said:Fanny Fart said:Just had the ful story off a mate.
Fire service were called around midnight to Ballotelli's gaff on oak rd, prestbury. I believe he lives next door to our wonderful ex manager hughes.
Balo and his mates were letting off industrial fireworks from a bathroom window. Somethings gone wrong and a towel has caught fire which has then set fire to his bath.
Fire service put the fire out, but the whole upper floor is ruined through smoke/fire damage. The house is still smoking though. Mario is then trying to get back into the house but is stopped by the firemen. There's a bit of a stand off and the police are called.
Mario senses his opportunity and legs it back into the house though! The firemen leg it back inside to grab him and find him going in a safe to get out a big fuck off wedge of cash! He's then asking for his 'Louis Vitton', he gets some big Louis Vitton suitcase and throws his house keys at the firemen'police and says he'll be at the radisson in town if he's needed.
Apparently his house is like a 13yr old boys wet dream. He's got loads petrol remote control cars in the house and a couple of quad bikes that have torn up the garden
Story off a 'mate' eh?
What a load of absolute shite
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bumbleblue
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I was thinking that earlier , then i thought i hope at least some of them get out alive ... haha i bet it will be a right good do!Bunk said:God I wish I could be at the MCFC Christmas Party this year!
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BLUEMATT23
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Gelsons Dad said:BLUEMATT23 said:Can't believe some of you are making a laugh and joke about this tbh!. ITS NOT FUNNY in the slightest.
Fireworks are a bloody nuisance I hate them and so do loads of other people and you are not suppose to set them off after 11pm so Id be really pissed off if I was a neighbour of his.
I don't believe the newspaper reports tbh & i reckon it's him.
The guys a ticking time bomb (no pun intended) and I'll never trust him. Can we trust him tomorrow in the Derby?, Im not so sure.
I bet you're a laugh a fucking minute on bonfire night. I would also hazard a guess you have dogs who don't like the noise. I love fireworks and like the idea of setting them off out of a window at 1 am.
No I don't have any dogs & as I said on my post pal it is an OFFENCE to set them off after
11pm except on Bonfire Night and New Years Eve when the Curfew is extended slightly.
I use to love Fireworks but morns over the years have spoilt it for most people.
So if you love setting them off at 1am your just as bad as them.
Best song ever EVER!!!!!!Falz said:Oooooh, Balotelli
He's a striker
He's got a house
A pyrotechnic freak, but still scores week after week
Got the balls to light a rocket when it's stuck between his cheeks
Oooooh, Balotelli
The Northern Baptist
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didactic said:Humble pie eaten even thugh SOME of the story is not accurate.
Do i get my apology for you calling me a '****'? Everything I posted was correct. Why would I come on here winding blues up?
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Bore offBLUEMATT23 said:Can't believe some of you are making a laugh and joke about this tbh!. ITS NOT FUNNY in the slightest.
Fireworks are a bloody nuisance I hate them and so do loads of other people and you are not suppose to set them off after 11pm so Id be really pissed off if I was a neighbour of his.
I don't believe the newspaper reports tbh & i reckon it's him.
The guys a ticking time bomb (no pun intended) and I'll never trust him. Can we trust him tomorrow in the Derby?, Im not so sure.
Skashion
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I proper love Balotelli. This makes me love him even more. He'll never replace The Goat for me but well on his way to second.
BradshawsBlues said:cookster said:BradshawsBlues said:The legend of mario balotelli grows, LAD.
Yep, legend for the capacity to fuck-up! When will this kid learn FFS
Woah did he murder a close family member of yours? Chill out.
No he just completely wasted the time of the local fire service which could have resulted in a fatality somewhere else.
Dead funny, great prank again Mario!
Same people on here having ago at Tevez for lack of discipline are bigging up Mario YCNMIU.
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BLUEMATT23
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cookster said:BradshawsBlues said:cookster said:Yep, legend for the capacity to fuck-up! When will this kid learn FFS
Woah did he murder a close family member of yours? Chill out.
No he just completely wasted the time of the local fire service which could have resulted in a fatality somewhere else.
Dead funny, great prank again Mario!
Same people on here having ago at Tevez for lack of discipline are bigging up Mario YCNMIU.
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Skashion
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There there.
johnmc
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BLUEMATT23 said:cookster said:BradshawsBlues said:Woah did he murder a close family member of yours? Chill out.
No he just completely wasted the time of the local fire service which could have resulted in a fatality somewhere else.
Dead funny, great prank again Mario!
Same people on here having ago at Tevez for lack of discipline are bigging up Mario YCNMIU.
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He didn't intentionally set fire to his house. I reckon a high percentage of house fires are from smokers falling asleep with a cig in their hands. Or a housewife leaving the chip pan on. Can you have a go at them please.
Fame Monster
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I'm starting to think Didactic's putting on this persona as an internet funnyman. No-one (and I really do mean no-one) that thick should or would be allowed near a computer. If I'm wrong, no offence intended. If I'm right, keep it up brother. You are one big joke.
As for Balotelli, not arsed what he does in his personal life if it has no bearing on City. From what I've read, he's put himself in a person where it's out of his hands if he commits a crime or not. That, to me, is bad news for the club and with me being a City fan, I'd rather him not do it.
Sorry if that offends his fan club.
As for Balotelli, not arsed what he does in his personal life if it has no bearing on City. From what I've read, he's put himself in a person where it's out of his hands if he commits a crime or not. That, to me, is bad news for the club and with me being a City fan, I'd rather him not do it.
Sorry if that offends his fan club.
BlueRockape
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Well i was beginning to warm to his childish charms but this is obviously just a child in a mans body who can kick a football .
To those who say they love him are you fukin gay ?
Or stupid this child like creature is nothing but bad press for us and what as a club we are trying to achieve.
The sooner he gets psychiatric help the better
To those who say they love him are you fukin gay ?
Or stupid this child like creature is nothing but bad press for us and what as a club we are trying to achieve.
The sooner he gets psychiatric help the better
johnmc
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nashark said:I'm starting to think Didactic's putting on this persona as an internet funnyman. No-one (and I really do mean no-one) that thick should or would be allowed near a computer. If I'm wrong, no offence intended. If I'm right, keep it up brother. You are one big joke.
As for Balotelli, not arsed what he does in his personal life if it has no bearing on City. From what I've read, he's put himself in a person where it's out of his hands if he commits a crime or not. That, to me, is bad news for the club and with me being a City fan, I'd rather him not do it.
Sorry if that offends his fan club.
As previously stated it wasn't intentional. It's as much a crime as letting your cat get stuck up a tree.
What crimes has he committed.