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Anyone see his ten second Bruce Forsyth impression during the game. I wonder what the odds were on him doing that between the 60th and 70th minutes in the far east.
A good referee runs the game in a way that you don't notice them, Clattenburg loves the camera being on him, you can tell with his over stated pointing and waving, I bet he's still sat there this morning convinced he did a 10 out of 10 performance.
Until last year I was working with a colleague who is a Championship Referee. He had previously been a Premier League Assistant, but decided he wanted to be the main man and eventually try himself to be selected for the Premier League as a Referee, so the only way for him to do this was to return to a period of refereeing in League 1/2 and the Championship.
Anyway, to the point, my friend was selected to be 4th official at an FA Cup tie that Clattenburg was officiating and saw this as a wonderful chance to see how select referees operated. Suffice to say from start to finish he was unimpressed. At one point Clattenburg went missing for 30 minutes only to announce he'd been seeing a few old friends, the pre match brief (where the ref advises his assistants on how he likes to operate) was non existent, but the best part was when it was only noticed in the captains team sheet brief that the 2 shirts the away goalkeeper had brought where the same colour as the home team shirt and the home team keeper's shirt. The only option was for the home keeper to change his shirt, however that clashed with the shirts Clatenburg and his team had brought. Anyway the story goes that the captains of both teams were not impressed as what should have been a 5 minute brief went on for around 15 minutes while minions of the home team scuttled around looking for a goalkeeper shirt that didn't clash and had the name of their keeper playing that day on it.
In short this was all down to Clatttnburg fucking off to have a social and not briefing any of the other officials who had never worked with him what be wanted doing. Needless to say my friend has a rather dim view of him.
Your spot on with this assessment
He will be driving around in his personalised registration Porsche listening to talkshite on his way to have his hair dry cleaned
He is a wannabe football star a complete prick
The last four big games he's refereed us in:
Arsenal away - foul on Aguero, missed a blatant handball.
United away - Offside goal.
Spurs away - Two offside goals.
Spurs Home - Ridiculous penalty that he couldn't see.
Not saying he's bent, just shite.
Thec"old friends" wouldn't have been from the Far East by any chance would they?At one point Clattenburg went missing for 30 minutes only to announce he'd been seeing a few old friends,
And singing away to Ed Sheeran, why do you never notice referees with black eyes the following weekend after a shit game? Some one from some wronged club he's officiated a game in must see him out and have words with him.
That lines man in the second half is another one who loves the sky cameras on him, he was the one telling our players to go and clap our fans in view of the camera and mic at the Emirates a couple of seasons back.
Has the cheating in tennis, cricket etc been done with guile? Has it not been seen by millions?
The last four big games he's refereed us in:
Arsenal away - foul on Aguero, missed a blatant handball.
United away - Offside goal.
Spurs away - Two offside goals.
Spurs Home - Ridiculous penalty that he couldn't see.
Not saying he's bent, just shite.
The last four big games he's refereed us in:
Arsenal away - foul on Aguero, missed a blatant handball.
United away - Offside goal.
Spurs away - Two offside goals.
Spurs Home - Ridiculous penalty that he couldn't see.
Not saying he's bent, just shite.