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Masterchef The Professionals
- Thread starter Bellyeye
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IM NOT REALLY HERE
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Bellyeye said:is starting tonight so for those of you who missed them here are the must see recipes from last years final
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
I'm Johnmcfc and.........oh nevermind ;-)
stonerblue
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Bellyeye said:is starting tonight so for those of you who missed them here are the must see recipes from last years final
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Peter Kay did a spoof junior masterchef years ago that was piss funny. His 'sweet' was, "Tinned ride pud with a blob of jam in it."
nijinsky's fetlocks
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Where to start?
How on earth these hopeless hopefuls reckon they are the next culinary genius is beyond me.
Last series,some bellend who had been a head chef for 15 years didn't know what a bechamel sauce was.
Last night,some loon had lopped off half a thumb cutting leeks into julienne strips.
That miserable,balding sexually-frustrated lesbian just hates all men,and isn't over-keen on women.
Gregg Wallace is just a fat,greedy **** who will eat anything,and seems hell-bent on shovelling ever-increasingly large forkfulls of whatever shite these clowns serve up into his cavernous southern gob.
It is so bad,it is actually a parody of itself.
I love it.
How on earth these hopeless hopefuls reckon they are the next culinary genius is beyond me.
Last series,some bellend who had been a head chef for 15 years didn't know what a bechamel sauce was.
Last night,some loon had lopped off half a thumb cutting leeks into julienne strips.
That miserable,balding sexually-frustrated lesbian just hates all men,and isn't over-keen on women.
Gregg Wallace is just a fat,greedy **** who will eat anything,and seems hell-bent on shovelling ever-increasingly large forkfulls of whatever shite these clowns serve up into his cavernous southern gob.
It is so bad,it is actually a parody of itself.
I love it.
BoyBlue_1985
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nijinsky's fetlocks said:Where to start?
How on earth these hopeless hopefuls reckon they are the next culinary genius is beyond me.
Last series,some bellend who had been a head chef for 15 years didn't know what a bechamel sauce was.
Last night,some loon had lopped off half a thumb cutting leeks into julienne strips.
That miserable,balding sexually-frustrated lesbian just hates all men,and isn't over-keen on women.
Gregg Wallace is just a fat,greedy **** who will eat anything,and seems hell-bent on shovelling ever-increasingly large forkfulls of whatever shite these clowns serve up into his cavernous southern gob.
It is so bad,it is actually a parody of itself.
I love it.
I have met her and she is actually married and has children . Also according to my missus she just puts on an act for the cameras and is actually quite nice
nijinsky's fetlocks
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BoyBlue_1985 said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:Where to start?
How on earth these hopeless hopefuls reckon they are the next culinary genius is beyond me.
Last series,some bellend who had been a head chef for 15 years didn't know what a bechamel sauce was.
Last night,some loon had lopped off half a thumb cutting leeks into julienne strips.
That miserable,balding sexually-frustrated lesbian just hates all men,and isn't over-keen on women.
Gregg Wallace is just a fat,greedy **** who will eat anything,and seems hell-bent on shovelling ever-increasingly large forkfulls of whatever shite these clowns serve up into his cavernous southern gob.
It is so bad,it is actually a parody of itself.
I love it.
I have met her and she is actually married and has children . Also according to my missus she just puts on an act for the cameras and is actually quite nice
In that case I stand corrected,although with acting skills like that she is wasted on a silly cooking programme,as a Hollywood career would be far more lucrative than watching successive half-wits cremate a perfectly good duck breast,whilst amputating bodyparts.
Mental_blue
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nijinsky's fetlocks said:Where to start?
How on earth these hopeless hopefuls reckon they are the next culinary genius is beyond me.
Last series,some bellend who had been a head chef for 15 years didn't know what a bechamel sauce was.
Last night,some loon had lopped off half a thumb cutting leeks into julienne strips.
That miserable,balding sexually-frustrated lesbian just hates all men,and isn't over-keen on women.
Gregg Wallace is just a fat,greedy **** who will eat anything,and seems hell-bent on shovelling ever-increasingly large forkfulls of whatever shite these clowns serve up into his cavernous southern gob.
It is so bad,it is actually a parody of itself.
I love it.
Where do I apply?
JoeMercer'sWay
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i love monica and michel as they come across as brutally honest when needs be.
Greg is just out of his depth at this level and is hopeless seeing as he just likes everything, it's pointless, get someone who can judge that calibre of food properly in.
also don't like this new male voiceover.
Greg is just out of his depth at this level and is hopeless seeing as he just likes everything, it's pointless, get someone who can judge that calibre of food properly in.
also don't like this new male voiceover.
BimboBob
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I love to give Monica a bukkake. She looks well up for it the saucy minx. Trouble is Greg would try and join in for a taste and then declare...mmmm i could eat that all day.