Masterchef The Professionals

[gaudinho's stolen car]

you know what? it is.

Any advert or film voiceover it's him guaranteed.

I find him almost impossible to masturbate to.

I hold a photo of John Torrode while listening to Sean Pertwee and it's over in seconds.

 

[stonerblue]

The way the judges/presenters bang on about 'life changing dishes' or some other such bollox to ramp up the tension is so over the top it's almost comedy gold. It's a plate of fuckin food for fucks sake.