Match Thread | Aston Villa vs. Man City (21/12/24)

[ws01]

What is Foden’s role in this system?

Collect a fat weekly pay cheque

 

[OrigamiNinja]

There can’t be anyone with an easier job in football than Bernie at the mo. Stand out wide grazing for 90 mins. Do fuck all. Don’t defend, certainly don’t attack. Get paid handsomely.

 

[Blu1]

Move ffs city everybody stood around

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

Struggling to even look like we might score at the moment

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

The premier league to pep get your team to play shit and we will let you off with 115 charges

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Villa are playing like they're the away team here.

All they need to do now. To be honest if I were them I’d keep having a go at us as more goals would be very likely.

 

[hilts]

Countdown conundrum

T I A C M P G R A

30 secs timer long gone
Rachel Reeves and Jimmy Carr gone home
Studio security says to Pep

"Come on fella you must see it I want a pint"

"I can only see atac"

 

[TFC]

everytime our winger pass it backwards I drink a shot of vodka. I am at 20 gallons now.

No fucking chance of quitting the drink watching this lot. It’s 8 in the morning here ffs :(

 

[malg]

Fucking hell......a cross into the area.

 

[Paul1970]

Seen some bad defenders in my time but gvadiol atm is topping that