Match Thread | Man United vs Man City (06/11/21)

[bluealf]

fatty shaw desperate for chocolate fakes injury to get off pitch early.

 

[Blu1]

No yellow again

 

[big gaz]

Shaw off for a shower and straight into the players lounge for the buffet.

 

[Chris B]

Can McTominey actually physically close his mouth? Always seems to be half open like an ugly dog.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Bernardo and Rodri have been outstanding

 

[RobinHood]

It's like watching the football equivalent of 3 kids throwing a ball just over a dog's head for 90mins. The dog's legging it about getting all excited about a ball, but it's never getting it.

Ha ha. Great analogy.

 

[mat]

Give Bernie everything he needs so he stays.

Surely were rich enough to get him a teleport so he can live in Europe and still be in training on time.

 

[Keeper!]

Speaking of which, when they sack Solskar, the granny shagger is still out of work isn’t he?

When's Giggsy on trial?

Maybe waiting for that?

 

[ws01]

Rodders' shirt status: still tucked in.

 

[mccity]

De Bruyne is getting a lot of the basic stuff right, which is a big step in the right direction