Match Thread | West Ham vs Man City (07/08/22)

[svennis pennis]

I didn’t think we’d see him score goals like that though. All the pundits said so.

 

[I'm Blue]

How fast is this lad.

Like a whippet on speed with a rocket up it’s arse

 

[kun]

How the fuck did Coufal not get booked??!?

 

[Keeper!]

Grealish is still sh1t lol ;)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nice of us to wear Dortmund’s colours to get Haaland used to playing with us.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Haaland telling Kev, "Feed Me"

 

[handsofstone]

We lost 30 goals between Raz and Jesus....Haaland is already on his way to match that himself not even looking at Alvarez

 

[Chi-town blues]

Haaland could break Shearers record this season I reckon

hope he breaks him while at it

 

[Metal Biker]

It's the sheer pace of him. Jesus wept...

 

[unlikelyfan19]

Something about his size messes with my mind watching that goal. He's like someone pushed all the sliders maxed out in create-a-player.

 

[paulchapo]

Now keep the ball in the oven.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Shame we missed out on Nunez.

 

[coolcity]

121 goals in 123 games...

 

[Mayor West]

Haaland could break Shearers record this season I reckon

6.8 goals per game is doable no?

 

[Bluescholar]

Raz and Jesus would want 5 touches and try to take it round the keeper.

And still miss

 

[Keeper!]

This kid could be one of the all time greats and he is in our shirt.

 

[bluealf]

It's a nightmare game for a commentator. .

yeah, City are winning again.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

His old mans a viking
He wears a viking hat,
His name is Alfie Haaland
He thinks Roy Keane's a twat.
He came to play for City
To pillage,score and loot
His name is Erling Haaland
He'll win the golden boot.

 

[brummie blue]

My wife asked me why Sterling wasn't playing. I mentioned that we'd sold him.
Haaland scores his second and she say's he doesn't look a bad replacement!

Which made me think, would Sterling have scored that?

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

Good from Jack again, good cross and there's the big man