McDonalds struggling

Trevor Morley's Tache said:
13750 calories, which is 5.7x the recommended number of daily calories, and 725 grams of fat, which is around 12x the daily recommended amount of fat.

Grim.
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As you can read it here, it is not ultra processed fast food that kills, it is alcoholism. Why have 25 BMs when you can have 5, everything in moderation!
 
So it’s a bit of a wet windy day today, missus is out on a girly lunch day somewhere posh.
My order to my Maccies man has just gone in. The usual plus a McExtreme with bacon that’s new so thought I’d give it a whirl.

I’ll let you know later how many shits I’ve had.
 
Maintainin said:



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When I lived in communal accommodation for a while, I came back a little bit shabby one evening and put my kebab on the radiator outside the room whilst I fumbled with my room keys. It slipped behind the radiator, and being wrecked I couldn't be arsed retrieving it. In the morning, the corridor absolutely stank of kebab, and being hung over, I forgot about it and went to work.

Fast forward 8 years, and I had reason to be back in the same accommodation, and remembering the incident I decided to check behind the radiator, and to my surprise/horror it was still there. 8-year-old dried up Donner Kebab is not pleasant in the slightest.
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
When I lived in communal accommodation for a while, I came back a little bit shabby one evening and put my kebab on the radiator outside the room whilst I fumbled with my room keys. It slipped behind the radiator, and being wrecked I couldn't be arsed retrieving it. In the morning, the corridor absolutely stank of kebab, and being hung over, I forgot about it and went to work.

Fast forward 8 years, and I had reason to be back in the same accommodation, and remembering the incident I decided to check behind the radiator, and to my surprise/horror it was still there. 8-year-old dried up Donner Kebab is not pleasant in the slightest.
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When you lived in1730214205519.gif FPC Pensacola, eh! ...i mean communal accommodation ;-)

Jokes aside that sounds really gross, should've tipped off HHS or OIG.
 
I just saw a review online:

"Tried the chicken big mac earlier from McDonald's. Lemme just say this. This sandwich tore my ass up. Had me having contractions in the bathroom like it was my delivery date. Not to mention the sandwich tasted like minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass.
It's a hell nah from me.
Mcdonald's, yall owe me 3 rolls of toilet paper".
 
Barcon said:
I just saw a review online:

"Tried the chicken big mac earlier from McDonald's. Lemme just say this. This sandwich tore my ass up. Had me having contractions in the bathroom like it was my delivery date. Not to mention the sandwich tasted like minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass.
It's a hell nah from me.
Mcdonald's, yall owe me 3 rolls of toilet paper".
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I was just about the same review just worded slightly differently.

Risked a McRib and now my arsehole is raining fizzy water. Coincidence?
 
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