MCFC Songs and Chants thread

Jeremy Doku was claaaaasssss today

(Tune of Jeremy by pearl jam innit)
 
Feels like doku and khusanov are going to have big seasons so only fair they get some love!


Oh Jeremy Doku, he is so wonderful and When he scores a goal, oh it's beautiful, magical.
When he runs down the wing, he's as fast as lightning, It's frightening and he makes all the boys sing
Der Der Der Der Der...
And

Khusanov I like it ah ha ah ha
Khusanov I like it ah ha ah ha

To the tune of this…



Started singing it in my head months ago, been living there rent free ever since
 


Pep needs a little time, they think it’s over
Out of the title race, our chances blown
Pep needs a little time, some Lijnders wisdom
He needs some Kolo’o

Funny how quick the reds turn sour,
isn’t it isn’t it
Your place been looking like that for years
Hasn’t it Hasn’t it
All Jim’s promises turn to dust
Old Trafford all leaks & rust

The reds are going bust

We’ve gone and signed Donnarumma
back in the title race, Doku worked it out
Phil Foden’s ok, Tijjani Reijnders
Cherki needs a title

That’s all I’ve got
 
What a life it can be
When you're supporting Man City
Haaland, Stones, Phil and Rodri
Pep Guardiooooolaaaa

We fucking love this team
We can't believe where we've been
Watching our sky blue machine
PEP GUARDIOLA!!!!

These could be the best days of our lives
But I don't think we've been living very wise Oh no, no

To the tune of Digsy's Dinner
 
To the proclaimers I’m gonna be:

And he will fuck your right back up
And he will fuck your back four more
Just to be the man who fucks up your defence
And leaves ’em on the floor!

Jeremy Doku!
Jeremy Doku!
Jeremy Doku!
Jeremy Doku!
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da da, da da da da da da da da
 
When he scores he makes the city sing
Doku on the wing
Jezza doku on the wing
Every time he's on the ball we know
There's gonna be a goal
Our Belgian ronaldinho

Give it give it give it to Jeremy doku
Tearing your defence up
And he plays on the wing

He scores when he likes it
Erling haaland
Erling haaland
(Rock the casbah)
 
Stay humble
Stay humble
Mick Arteta
Stay humble
Stay humble
Erl says

Stay humble
Stay humble
Mick Arteta
Always Bridesmaids at the end of May

(Tune: ol sole mio - A.K.A the Cornetto song)

Oh Donnarumma
Plays for City
He came from Paris
Born in Italy

Pep asks will you play for me?
Oh Donnarumma said
Si Si Si!
 
Thoughts on a new song for Haaland?

To the tune of Allez, Allez, Allez =

“His name is Erling Halland

He truly is a blue

He f**king hates United

He’s City through and through

He won the gold boot

In his premier league debut

He’s second generation

Cos his dad is City too”
 
Having watched the Ryder Cup at the weekend I'll be amazed if the Cranberries Zombie chant isn't utilised by plenty of teams pretty quickly...

He's in your head, in your head, Rodri, Rodri.....?
 

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