MCFC Songs and Chants thread

I’m sure this his been said 10000 times before on here and I’m largely preaching to the converted but it’s a shame that mentions of Munich in chants still persist. Whether you’re one of the idiots who still does it or not is ultimate divider in our match going fanbase in my view.

Was next to some idiot at Brighton the other day who on the face of it seemed relatively middle class (or at least had a southern accent), but adopted a plastic Manc twang when chanting about Munich or Klopp ‘cracking up’ (what if he actually, y’know, is?). No better than the Chelsea fans chanting about Declan Rice’s poor wife the other day.

The only real explanation for chanting stuff like this - where banter crosses a line into something more personal or even a bit sick - is you really are one of society’s little people: ie never spent any time with anyone you could describe as remotely famous and therefore don’t really see them as real people, just little football playing millionaire cartoons you can hurl abuse at with no consequence.

At the very least they should have their precious loyalty points taken off them and be forced to spend a match next to a foreign tourist vlogger as penance…
 
How many clubs take the piss out of themselves? Here's a list of songs we sing about ourselves.


+ We're just a shit Man United.

+ 115 charges you'll never sing that.

+ Is this the Etihad (at quiet away grounds)

+ We're going uppppppp... we're going down..... we're going uppppp... we're going down.. Citehs going down with a billion in the bank..

+ Just like the fans of the invisible man, we're not really here..

+ This is how it feels to be Citeh...this is how it feels to be small

And

+ We've been to Rotterdam and Monaco, Napoli and Rome, but we've still got blue empty seats... empty seats at hoooooome.... empty seats at home....
 
How many clubs take the piss out of themselves? Here's a list of songs we sing about ourselves.


+ We're just a shit Man United.

+ 115 charges you'll never sing that.

+ Is this the Etihad (at quiet away grounds)

+ We're going uppppppp... we're going down..... we're going uppppp... we're going down.. Citehs going down with a billion in the bank..

+ Just like the fans of the invisible man, we're not really here..

+ This is how it feels to be Citeh...this is how it feels to be small

And

+ We've been to Rotterdam and Monaco, Napoli and Rome, but we've still got blue empty seats... empty seats at hoooooome.... empty seats at home....
Not forgetting, we never win at home…..
 
How many clubs take the piss out of themselves? Here's a list of songs we sing about ourselves.


+ We're just a shit Man United.

+ 115 charges you'll never sing that.

+ Is this the Etihad (at quiet away grounds)

+ We're going uppppppp... we're going down..... we're going uppppp... we're going down.. Citehs going down with a billion in the bank..

+ Just like the fans of the invisible man, we're not really here..

+ This is how it feels to be Citeh...this is how it feels to be small

And

+ We've been to Rotterdam and Monaco, Napoli and Rome, but we've still got blue empty seats... empty seats at hoooooome.... empty seats at home....
"We never win at home and we never win away!!"
 
What are the words to the Stone Roses song ?
Sometimes I fantasize, Won the league under Mancini and again with Pellegrini.
Don't these times fill your eyes. Now we’ve got pep guardiola, and the blues are taking over. Never gonna loooose
Always on the booooze
 
Its been bubbling for years but hasnt really ever taken off.

Sometimes I,
Fantasise,
Won the league under Mancini,
And again with Pellegrini,
Don't these times,
Fill your eyes,
Now we've got Pep Guardiola,
And the blues are taking over, We're never gonna lose, We're always on the booze…

Its not a bad chant, I think the rags sing summat to the same tune aswell though which might be why its not stuck.
Love this a proper anthem, should be required singing.
 
Sometimes I fantasize, Won the league under Mancini and again with Pellegrini.
Don't these times fill your eyes. Now we’ve got pep guardiola, and the blues are taking over. Never gonna loooose
Always on the booooze
Took quite a few months to get a full run out with enough singing it, sounds great in the flesh and brilliant on repeat on the telly.
 
to the tune of the old Terry Phelan chant:

we've got that Jeremy Doku,
we've got that Jeremy Doku,
we've got that Jeremy Doku
and he's fast, fast, fast
 
It's better than standing in silence
You are right mate but it is Marmite, me I hate it, I can understand others liking it's an opinion for me it ruins a great song and is not how it is sang by The Mac.
But it is much better than nothing.
 
nannanananananananna city living rent free
rent free
in your head
 

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