McPointyman - The Evidence

PS were porn stars fanny really that hairy in the 70s?

The historical archive footage stored and saved by those tireless public servants over at Youj*zz and xhamster would suggest so, yes.

I find it's an apt description.

So when my missus says to me, "Aren't you watching the second half?"

My reply is usually, "Yeah. I'm just going to put a brew on and have a fag while Rio's queefing."
 
No only have BT Sport employed the most banal , cliche spouting bunch of ex-pro's for their punditry, making them painful to listen to, they make you fucking cringe away from the screen especially if you're watching in HD;

Wio - With that beard that makes him look like he's got a double-penetrated, 70's porn fanny for a mouth.
Duelling banjos Scholes - whose eye's are so close together, I'm sorry but they may as well share a socket.
Owen - the little boy that never grew up.
Savage - Who looks like someone that makes young ladies keep their thumb over the top of their Bacardi Breezers
The lying **** Macmannanmanamanmanmanaman - With his greased back locks and open top button/blazer combo, appears to be rocking the look of a guinea pig that's just crawled out of the birth canal and aspires to create a cocaine empire.

Throw in to the mix that sycophantic twat Jake whatshisname who does more pandering than Sooty and Sweep in a three way with Sue, and you've probably the most unprofessional, hard on the eye football analysis in history of television

At least BBC have the decency to keep that fucking Orc, Danny Mills out of sight and on the radio.

Totally cracked me up. Brilliant post.
 
Good post. Maybe we should encourage all of our teenage kids out on to the streets, brick a few supporters coaches like them scouse cunts did in 2014, that would create a nice and hostile atmosphere. Maybe we should even go one further in the stadium, this is Europe after all, let's rush the corporate section and start weighing in to any corporate guest speaking a different language in the spirit of Heysel.

I watched the highlights when I got in, after 2 minutes Ian Darke said "Manchester City fans are right behind the team creating a wall of noise here". In the post match analysis, Wio said he heard the first song on 75 minutes. So which was it BT?

They try to slag us having empty seats, we sold out. They try and slag us for having no fans, yet our average attendance this season is higher than any average attendance Liverpool have ever had in their 120 year history. They slag us for not buying in to the European Cup, yet this is our first ever Quarter Final and our attendance was 1,500 short of Liverpool's record ever home attendance in Europe and they've won the trophy 5 times.

So they've run out of jibes about attendances, so now it's that the fans aren't passionate enough and don't sing loudly enough!! I've been to Klanfield half a dozen times, and it's an absolute fucking library! I don't know where they get this reputation from! They all sing along to the rehearsed YNWA at the start of the game, with their half and half scarves aloft in the Kop with the music blaring out, it's so fucking staged and manufactured it's the kind of thing you'd see in an American football themed amusement park. For the rest of the game you don't hear a peep out of the cunts. In fact, I remember hearing "Where's your famous atmosphere" being sung at Klanfield more than at any other ground.

The only time you ever heard anything out of them was during their famous league title win in 2014. And typical scousers they got carried away, took it too far and started being violent towards innocent men women and children because they are so needy and insecure, they "wanted it" so much that they had to resort to brain dead, mindless violence again. They should have learned that although the media seems to have had a complete and utter whitewash of Heysel, it's been erased from the history books, but real football fans remember. They should be humble and apologetic for what they did to football in Europe, and this country in particular, but instead they continue to act like brainless fucking morons as if it was their birthright.

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Good post. Maybe we should encourage all of our teenage kids out on to the streets, brick a few supporters coaches like them scouse cunts did in 2014, that would create a nice and hostile atmosphere. Maybe we should even go one further in the stadium, this is Europe after all, let's rush the corporate section and start weighing in to any corporate guest speaking a different language in the spirit of Heysel.

I watched the highlights when I got in, after 2 minutes Ian Darke said "Manchester City fans are right behind the team creating a wall of noise here". In the post match analysis, Wio said he heard the first song on 75 minutes. So which was it BT?

They try to slag us having empty seats, we sold out. They try and slag us for having no fans, yet our average attendance this season is higher than any average attendance Liverpool have ever had in their 120 year history. They slag us for not buying in to the European Cup, yet this is our first ever Quarter Final and our attendance was 1,500 short of Liverpool's record ever home attendance in Europe and they've won the trophy 5 times.

So they've run out of jibes about attendances, so now it's that the fans aren't passionate enough and don't sing loudly enough!! I've been to Klanfield half a dozen times, and it's an absolute fucking library! I don't know where they get this reputation from! They all sing along to the rehearsed YNWA at the start of the game, with their half and half scarves aloft in the Kop with the music blaring out, it's so fucking staged and manufactured it's the kind of thing you'd see in an American football themed amusement park. For the rest of the game you don't hear a peep out of the cunts. In fact, I remember hearing "Where's your famous atmosphere" being sung at Klanfield more than at any other ground.

The only time you ever heard anything out of them was during their famous league title win in 2014. And typical scousers they got carried away, took it too far and started being violent towards innocent men women and children because they are so needy and insecure, they "wanted it" so much that they had to resort to brain dead, mindless violence again. They should have learned that although the media seems to have had a complete and utter whitewash of Heysel, it's been erased from the history books, but real football fans remember. They should be humble and apologetic for what they did to football in Europe, and this country in particular, but instead they continue to act like brainless fucking morons as if it was their birthright.

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