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Anonymous
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Intimidate the fourth official by yelling at him when you're losing.
Kiss your badge to the oppo fans on the half way line-in front of a ring security men.
Go down "injured" then get up,run 30 yards and grab the referee.And get away with it.
Take free kicks before the other team is ready,score-and get away with it.
Get the ball a yard over the line in your net and carry on playing like nothing's happened.No goal.
Accuse the ref of being "unfit" and try and destroy him when you're teams just lost.
Blame the grey kit.
Blame the FA for "making" you leave the FA cup.
Stop talking to the media when your son's in a tv programme.
Have the FA repeatedly in your back pocket.
No penalty!
Penalty!
Have your players berate the officials then clap them when they realise he's given you a penalty.
Comnsistantly get awarded so much injury time when you need to score the press invent a new word.
Know that you have a player who can swear at the ref as many times as he wants and know he will NEVER get sent off.
Have that same player get a pat on the back from the ref after elbowing an opponent in the face.
And finally....Just act like a graceless,carping slapped arse tosser whenever you win.
Or lose.
Kiss your badge to the oppo fans on the half way line-in front of a ring security men.
Go down "injured" then get up,run 30 yards and grab the referee.And get away with it.
Take free kicks before the other team is ready,score-and get away with it.
Get the ball a yard over the line in your net and carry on playing like nothing's happened.No goal.
Accuse the ref of being "unfit" and try and destroy him when you're teams just lost.
Blame the grey kit.
Blame the FA for "making" you leave the FA cup.
Stop talking to the media when your son's in a tv programme.
Have the FA repeatedly in your back pocket.
No penalty!
Penalty!
Have your players berate the officials then clap them when they realise he's given you a penalty.
Comnsistantly get awarded so much injury time when you need to score the press invent a new word.
Know that you have a player who can swear at the ref as many times as he wants and know he will NEVER get sent off.
Have that same player get a pat on the back from the ref after elbowing an opponent in the face.
And finally....Just act like a graceless,carping slapped arse tosser whenever you win.
Or lose.