You are not allowed to post any positive articles whatsoever in this thread. You should know that by now.
I have reported this post for your own good.
You will thank me one day.
Apologies.
How about something along these lines for the season ahead :
1) Mangala is the most expensive flop in the history of football (even worse than Gary Birtles) (Daily Mail exclusive)
2) Kompany is over the hill (Daily Mail exclusive)
3) We cant get Pogba, De Bruyne or Sterling and our transfers this summer will be awful (Daily Mail exclusive)
4) Sterling is rubbish anyway (so give us £ 50 million) - Scouse mafia i.e. Jamie Carragher, Phil Thompson, Micky Quinn, John Aldridge, Tony Evans (the Times) exclusive)
5) Aguero is an injury waiting to happen (Mark Ogden exclusive)
6) We will be lucky to sell any extra season tickets to fill the new South Stand expansion (Mark Ogden exclusive)
7) Louis Van Gaal is a genius (Mark Ogden exclusive)
8) Mourinho is a genius (Daily Mail exclusive)
9) Arsene Wenger is a genius (Max Scott and Paul Merson exclusive)
10) Brendan Rodgers is a genius (Scouse mafia i.e. Phil Thompson, Micky Quinn, John Aldridge, exclusive)
11) Man Utd will win the league (Daily Mail exclusive)
12) Chelsea will win the league (Daily Mail exclusive)
13) Arsenal will win the league (Daily Mail exclusive)
14) Its always the best atmosphere at Anfield (Scouse mafia i.e. Phil Thompson, Micky Quinn, John Aldridge, Tony Evans (the Times) exclusive)
15) City are stopping England winning the European championships and\or World Cup (Daily Mail exclusive, Sky Sports exclusive , TalkSport exclusive et al)
16) We are all doomed at City ! (Daily Mail exclusive, Sky Sports exclusive , TalkSport exclusive et al)