Media Discussion - 2023/24

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Petro Jim, the Tax Dodger

The media will lap it up. It is newsworthy. After more than a decade of mismanagement and spending the most, positive spins from Petro Jim are to be expected following the acquisition of a minority shareholding at Old Trafford.

Petro Jim speaks the language of united. It is riddled with the past in the mode of Ferguson. The latter is one old man, who has been part of the problem at Old Trafford, and still will be as long as he still hangs around the place. Now there is another old man, harping on about the past with arrogant, self-entitled rhetoric.

This tax dodging industrialist has added Old Trafford to his chemical and fracking portfolio as part of his big ego trip after failing in his first choice to buy Chelsea. The cocky talk which was once one of "noisy neighbours" and "not in my lifetime", has now moved to ridiculous talk of "enemies" and "knocking them off their perches". This is the outdated language and narrow mindset of united and their preoccupation with competitors.

The start of their PR campaign may have stimulated an initial giddiness amongst their lot however the choice of unwise words typical of the united way will backfire.

They are stuck in the 20th century, seeking to copy those in the 21st century, and trying to keep up with The Treble winners.
 
I remember Keegan doing a piece for MuEN before both legs of 2010 League Cup semi finals. It went into cocksucking excitement when he reported "there are 200 high risk yoonited fans near the Asda, opposite the Etihad." Then before the second leg at his beloved swamp, is where his pathetic LIVE article all went wrong. He is in with 800 high risk City fans approaching the theatre of wet dreams. He reports there are a few rags trying to goad the Blues. We are approaching the Matt Busby statue, then all of a sudden he types "City have broken the escort and are attacking people" or summat of that nature. The said LIVE report suddenly ends and no more was reported on it since. The tool obviously shit himself and wasn't getting the desired result for his stupid article. An absolute buffoon.
Keegan is a six fingered Yonner
 
Joe Hart article in the bbc

Hart has made 690 club appearances, having also turned out for Shrewsbury, Tranmere, Blackpool, Birmingham, Torino, Burnley and Tottenham.

I know it mentions city once, no appearances or what he won with us, in the second line but you'd still think it would slot City into that list lol
Two headlines about Joe's retirement.

"Celtic and former England goalkeeper Joe Hart announces retirement"

"Joe Harts best saves for Celtic"

Never played for us, or he did, but never made a save.

Gotta laugh it's so pathetic.
 
Joe Hart article in the bbc

Hart has made 690 club appearances, having also turned out for Shrewsbury, Tranmere, Blackpool, Birmingham, Torino, Burnley and Tottenham.

I know it mentions city once, no appearances or what he won with us, in the second line but you'd still think it would slot City into that list lol

It might have been updated but it says the following:

As well as double title success north and south of the border, Hart has won six cup medals with City and Celtic.
 
Two headlines about Joe's retirement.

"Celtic and former England goalkeeper Joe Hart announces retirement"

"Joe Harts best saves for Celtic"

Never played for us, or he did, but never made a save.

Gotta laugh it's so pathetic.
Same with the pictures under the title "Tightest title race in years"
Klopp beaming as he beats his chest.
Arteta applauding.
Pep perplexed.

Fuckin immature spotty faced twats at the BBC, paid bonuses by the cartel
 
Sick to death of hearing about Scruffy Jim.

What's next?
Scruffy Jim has a big shit
Scruffy Jim prefers Weetabix to Shredded Wheat
Scruffy Jim's window cleaner is called Bill
Scruffy Jim never liked Basil Brush.

Why can't our media team be as proactive?
The more they talk the better when they fail. Noisy neighbours Mark II. Good old pisscan.
 
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