Spot on, a right cockey fucker who pulled me up and then 2 other vehicles appeared. He took the keys out of my van’s ignition and said I didn’t have insurance, told him it was my light haulage business and that would be funny as I was paying about £3k per year insurance.
He disappeared (with my Keys) then came back and told me they had “found” my insurance. He then said, “you’ll be tested for drink driving and if you’re over the limit I’ll arrest you right here”. The disappointment when the meter came up with “Zero” was palpable, I pushed my luck by saying “what a fucking surprise”.
He told me doing 30 on a 50 road was “reckless driving” I told him it was dark, icy, unlit, cats eyes had failed, was a single track road and I was carrying expensive small aircraft parts, he was a little wanker who had a completely shit attitude, rant over!