The opposite of BoringMilner would be good.
Woke up this morning, pushed the champagne bottles to one side and found a couple of blondes in my bed. One sixteen year old and the other thirteen, but don't worry, I'm not superstitous
Went for a shit and the bathroom maid hadn't done her job again because there was no toilet paper, but luckily there was a pile of twenties there.
Going out this afternoon, my mates were here last night and one asked who we thought would win in a fight, a panda or a baby meerkat, so we've got a flight booked to a zoo to find out. Sweet.