The DT pecking order this morning: Big, BIG piccy of Arsene, then top of the side show is Cardiff, then the champions, then CFC and finally Soton, where Sparky is gonna be done for making fun of the fat old duffer Jonny Moss! Must admit I had to laugh at what Hughes said - " . . .. linesman two yards away doesn't give a free kick but Moss, his usual 30 yards behind play, sees a foul!" "Are yer gonna speak to him?" "No, what's the point, he's probably still getting his breath back!" They'll do yer, Hughesie! It's gonna cost yer for making me laugh!
Inside the sport section the DT find that they can slip us in for a double page on PAGE FUCKIN' EIGHT! After they have reported on Arsene, Arsene and Ferguson, Arsenal and a snip on Moyes and Wiiiiiist Hiiiiiiiiiim, CFC and a couple of column inches on NUFC and Watford, and an article where Klippity tells Salah, after a booking for diving, to cut it out of his game. My oh my, the PotS booked for diving! Did yer see that Kevin?
R2 sport a 7:50 this morning was The Arse, CFC or Cardiff (can't remember which) and then, er, oh yeah, the Champions of England. Would we have that order had MANUre or the Dippers been champions? I think not