Media Thread 2020/21

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Jim Shite: Welcome to another exciting Transfer deadline day. In the studio with me to watch all the wheeling and dealing is the ultimate Spiv A'rry Bentwatt! welcome 'Arry.

'Arry: Glad to be here. I want paying in used 20's and I'll parrot anything your producers want me to say. And if it gets boring tell you one of my borderline racist anecdotes.

Jim: Such a character! Over by the Transfer wall, we have my colleague with the big tits wearing an outfit that makes most men watching squint to see a chance of nipple.

Female Presenter: Yes I'm here with all the latest news and rumours on the last day of the season and will tolerate 'Arry's sexist remarks because I'm a serious journalist.

'Arry: I'd tolerate you darlin! (laughs)

Jim: We go over to one of many reporters standing outside grounds for no reason. First, we'll go to a fat **** outside Old Trafford to hype them up and slag city off...
 
That fuckin nimrod kaveh solhekol is on saying the tramps have been very, very clever getting these two centre halves!
How? The? Fuck? How?
By signing a 20 year old kid from Germany who, incidentally has already been compared to van dijk.
This Davies geezer has apparently a tweet from 2013..
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I'm sure the media will highlight it and bring it to the publics attention.
They've signed two stumps, let's get it right, the tramps are skint and could only afford these. End of story.
 
Once again the (Sly Sports) narrative is being played out.

Imagine the hilarious reaction and endless ridicule if Pep and City had signed these two players for £3mill.
 
They are gutted the rag dipper title race is stalling so the dipperdome welcoming two unheard of players is big news.
 
Good to see local news showed the scousers' goal and listed their potential transfer targets.

Decided not to mention our record breaking run or that we're top of the league. Or even factually reporting the PL results this weekend.

Nited's bottle job v Ass not spoken of either.

Bit pathetic but not unexpected from Sports Department based at Salford Quays. Still the did report on a Rochdale fan who will have a tribute statue raised.

On Sly Ally Mccoist declared he was disappointed with Manchester City's transfer business. Perhaps we should be panic buying like the mickeys.
 
Aba452 said:
Good to see local news showed the scousers' goal and listed their potential transfer targets.

Decided not to mention our record breaking run or that we're top of the league. Or even factually reporting the PL results this weekend.

Nited's bottle job v Ass not spoken of either.

Bit pathetic but not unexpected from Sports Department based at Salford Quays. Still the did report on a Rochdale fan who will have a tribute statue raised.

On Sly Ally Mccoist declared he was disappointed with Manchester City's transfer business. Perhaps we should be panic buying like the mickeys.
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The players we're interested in, won't be moving in January. Idiots.
 
Aba452 said:
Good to see local news showed the scousers' goal and listed their potential transfer targets.

Decided not to mention our record breaking run or that we're top of the league. Or even factually reporting the PL results this weekend.

Nited's bottle job v Ass not spoken of either.

Bit pathetic but not unexpected from Sports Department based at Salford Quays. Still the did report on a Rochdale fan who will have a tribute statue raised.

On Sly Ally Mccoist declared he was disappointed with Manchester City's transfer business. Perhaps we should be panic buying like the mickeys.
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McCoist looks pissed. Seen more life in a tramps vest.
 
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