Media Thread 2020/21

[Neville Kneville]

BT Sports presenters are such fucking wankers even when the usual suspects are missing. Just love saying 'trequartista' etc, just fuck off.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

probably written by a tarquin supporting work experience scribbler. Why would an ex spurs player want to remind their supporters about arsenals most recent success. Unless he really is that dumb.

He really is stupid twat,once named 12 players in his 'team of the week's...

 

[asahartford1]

He really is stupid twat,once named 12 players in his 'team of the week's...

I thought that was reserved for our pre match thread.

 

[Delboy352]

Was listening to Talk Shite (I know, I know) earlier and know nowt Gough was saying Pep has spent 900m since he’s been at the club...then, a Scum fan came out with “them down the road do transfers like we used to, and we now do transfers like they did“ statement. When they said do you mean Man City? He said “No...them at the end of the M61, Liverpool!!” I despair sometimes...

 

[Mike Cledford]

We are all terrorists by association don't forget

I am just wondering how the media would treat a modern version of the rare and perhaps unique situation of a Jew and an Arab playing football and very good football at that in the same team?

 

[Mike Cledford]

I’m surprised Sky haven’t bought the rights to show Van Dicks operation.

I saw a former transgender lecturer of mine have an operation shown on ITV where he received a dick created from another part of his body.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

What bothers me the most about Sly Sports is their lack of insight.

They have no idea how pathetic and amateur they come across with their over-the-top reporting of Vain Dykes injury.

You would think he's the only premier league player to ever sustain an injury.

The reason Klopp is so pissed off is because he knows the game is up without his central defender.
Klopp's statement was embarrassing when he said "we will wait for him like a good wife is waiting when the husband is in jail".

Get the fuck over yourself Klopp. We've won premium league titles with our best players out through injuries.

It’s not lack of insight. It’s the opposite. Their subscriber figures feed the journalistic narrative

 

[cheekybids]

It's true - it's nearly 20 fecking years ago now.

And to think of all of the team's we have taken their that still can't defeat the 'iiiiiiiiiistory of Anfield, the Anfield 'roar', the world class players, the game changing visionary managers, the game 'meaning more' and the officials & VAR.........

your last 3 words summed it up.

 

[cheekybids]

I saw a former transgender lecturer of mine have an operation shown on ITV where he received a dick created from another part of his body.

I’ve got to ask, what part of the body ?

 

[Dirty Harry]

Was listening to Talk Shite (I know, I know) earlier and know nowt Gough was saying Pep has spent 900m since he’s been at the club...then, a Scum fan came out with “them down the road do transfers like we used to, and we now do transfers like they did“ statement. When they said do you mean Man City? He said “No...them at the end of the M61, Liverpool!!” I despair sometimes...

Tbf, I live not far from the Manchester end of the M61 now and if you saw the amount of red dipper shirts in that area, you’d think you actually WERE in liverpool (or Scandinavia), I find it fuckin embarrassing that an area in Greater Manchester can have so many red dippers personally.