Media Thread 2020/21

[Mike Cledford]

I’ve got to ask, what part of the body ?

I couldnt remember. Several bits l think as there were a number of ops.

 

[oakiecokie]

I’ve got to ask, what part of the body ?

His little finger.

 

[bluebaja]

nail on head there.

ifs it because she’s a woman, they’re treating her differently from the men, which is unacceptable

if it’s because she’s an official, then where is the outcry every other time someone touches an official? Like Pogba running the bald head of a ref

That is my feeling generally. I asked myself two questions, if that was a male lino would there have been the same fuss, and ditto if it had been a female player.

 

[laserblue]

I saw a former transgender lecturer of mine have an operation shown on ITV where he received a dick created from another part of his body.

Before


After

 

[Mike Cledford]

His little finger.

More than that.
How are you doing Alan after your scare?

 

[Mike Cledford]

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Well he wears glasses.
Hes got a full beard so the hormones work. Also gave him male pattern baldness which is a bit of a bastard.

 

[northendenton]

I’ve got to ask, what part of the body ?

Well he has a wooden leg now ......so?

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

Tbf, I live not far from the Manchester end of the M61 now and if you saw the amount of red dipper shirts in that area, you’d think you actually WERE in liverpool (or Scandinavia), I find it fuckin embarrassing that an area in Greater Manchester can have so many red dippers personally.

Find that shocking, really? Not even red manure shirts?

 

[Delboy352]

I’ve got to ask, what part of the body ?

Guy goes to the doctor and says “Ddddocctor...ccccould yyyou hhhelp mmmme ggget rrrid offf mmmmy sssstammer??”
”Hmmm” says the doc...”can you strip down and I’ll give you a thorough examination”...
Guy strips down and the doctor examines him.
”Well Sir, it seems that your problem seems to be that you’ve got an enormous dong!! The only way to cure it would be to remove at least 8 inches!!”
Guy say he’ll do anything to cure it as it’s causing huge(pun intended) problems for his home life with his wife.
Doctor carries out the surgery and as if by magic his stammer disappears!!
Three months later, the guy goes back to the doctor “Hi doc...the speech is great now, but the wife says I can’t satisfy her any more...could you put it back to the way it was??”
”Sssssorry” says the doctor “Iiiiim affffraid Iiii cccccan’t!!”

 

[adeinchessy]

VVD is a very good player & a great defender. We all know that. We also know (because we keep being told repeatedly) that City's defence is shit & they have failed to buy a single decent defender despite spending £450 million on the defence. So this article on the BBC website is worth a read https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54591668