Media Thread 2020/21

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Michael Dawson won't be welcomed back on Sky.

Tells it as it is goes against the narrative.
 
According to SKY, apparently Eric shouldn't have been on the pitch so we've rearranged for the game to be replayed at 9am on Thursday, we're flying straight into Heathrow after the PSG game..

Harry Hotspur has already been promised a penalty kick!



Fucking whinging bastards..!
 
Tomorrows Mirror
Unlucky Spurs were robbed at a sparsely attended diddy meaningless cup final as Eric Laporte should have seen red before scoring an undeserved winner for ickle Citeh. Laporte (who should have seen red) scored in the 82 minute of a very forgettable final. Ryan Mason can be very proud of his wonderful team as they held the big-spending Offerton Oilers to a very tight game. Laporte (who should have seen Red) stole it cruelly at the end to send Citeh's tiny band of supporters back to their Stockport suburbs happy.
In other news, Liverpool extended their fantastic unbeaten Anfield run to an impressive two games with a battling point against the big-spending Byker Grove billionaires from the affluent North East. Manchester United also had a good weekend after cutting their Arab owned neighbours lead at the top to a mere 10 points with a hard-earned draw at big-spending Yorkshire aristocrats Leeds. Point guard Luke Shaw with a fine under the basket block to stop a certain 3 points was the highlight.
Eric Stiles Charlton
 
Awful commentary today Sky should be ashamed having that old senile bastard Tyler as the best they have. Glad I don’t give any money to them to pay his salary. Mentioned the Ricky Villa goal after 5 minutes!! That that was 40 years ago Tyler you cnut
 
Let's go live back to Wembley to watch the Manchester City team celebrating winning the Carabao cup....
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Began reading the match report in the Guardian....

Perhaps Pep Guardiola just ought to keep the trophy. His owners at Manchester City do not seem too bothered about the Carabao Cup; they would happily ditch it in the pursuit of a European Super League, of more money and action on the continent.....

Then I thought fuck it and went for a dump.
 
Awful commentary today Sky should be ashamed having that old senile bastard Tyler as the best they have. Glad I don’t give any money to them to pay his salary. Mentioned the Ricky Villa goal after 5 minutes!! That that was 40 years ago Tyler you cnut
But we avenged it today...

Couldn't be happier... It took 40 years (mainly due to Spurs lack of ability) but we got there in the end
 
TV Commentary highlights
Spurs could nick this
Spurs could nick this
Spurs could nick this
Spurs could nick this
Half Time
Spurs could nick this
Spurs could nick this
Spurs could nick this
Spurs could nick this
Spurs could nick this
Goal City
He should already have been sent off
He should already have been sent off
He should already have been sent off
Full Time
Onto Wednesday now
Allez les PSG
 
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