Media Thread 2020/21

[mat]

I take it they did the same with the US and Russia...Oh....

 

[lonestay]

Well the BBC and silly Sally are sucking Rashford off again this morning on Breakfast TV . Rashford now on MasterChef apparently, where will his talents end ? Oh yea whenever he steps on a football pitch !!!!

 

[lancs blue]

Excuse me Sky shits. How many consecutive away wins do the Blues have? Might be nice to mention it. Is it 16 now?

It's 17 now but they did put the caption up during the game highlighting the 16 game run.

 

[Gazza]

Well the BBC and silly Sally are sucking Rashford off again this morning on Breakfast TV . Rashford now on MasterChef apparently, where will his talents end ? Oh yea whenever he steps on a football pitch !!!!

Apparently he's invented the fish finger sandwich now, something I was eating when his grandfather was a still in nappies.

I distinctly remember saying "Oi grandad Rashford stop running around in your nappy while I'm trying to eat this fish finger sandwich, you're putting me off".

 

[lancs blue]

I take it they did the same with the US and Russia...Oh....

Diplomatic relations with Russia could hardly get much lower without pressing the red button and I suspect the US owners are all Trump supporters anyway. As much as I dislike the PM if it helped get us out of the SL quicker then I'm all for it.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I take it they did the same with the US and Russia...Oh....

That is insinuating that a country has some sort of control over City.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Well the BBC and silly Sally are sucking Rashford off again this morning on Breakfast TV . Rashford now on MasterChef apparently, where will his talents end ? Oh yea whenever he steps on a football pitch !!!!

I couldn't believe this week after all the shite that started with the semi final. I wonder when this clip with a young lad telling us again what we should be doing was actually filmed. Not yesterday l would think and Silly Sally knew all about this latest stunt when she was trying to give us all that crap about 'Almost countries' and the ESL yesterday.
It was not long ago that this daft lad was happily boasting that all his meals were made and delivered by a relative. Now we get told about making hash browns by him.
For all their failings United do not allow their Academy students living in digs suffer from malnutrition so why don't they drop the starving waif myth crap.
And to piss me off further we get unnecessary waffle from Naga Munfuckingchetty telling the sports presenter how football fans feel about the ESL as he waits patiently to try and do his job.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Well the BBC and silly Sally are sucking Rashford off again this morning on Breakfast TV . Rashford now on MasterChef apparently, where will his talents end ? Oh yea whenever he steps on a football pitch !!!!

All these ridiculous acolades the poor **** is slowly turning into a parody of himself at 22
He needs to look at Phil

 

[Paladin]

Well the BBC and silly Sally are sucking Rashford off again this morning on Breakfast TV . Rashford now on MasterChef apparently, where will his talents end ? Oh yea whenever he steps on a football pitch !!!!

I'm very pleased with all the adulation and attention he is getting. It means he becomes more important for United as a media asset, and makes him undroppable and unsellable. This is good, because he isn't that good a player. Whilst he is a guaranteed started for them, he keeps a better player out of their starting eleven.

 

[Sir peace frog]

United always have a "superstar" it's what they always do, usually it's one coming through the youth system, they don't usually last more than two seasons, but then they get top dollar, imagine the hype if foden was a United player, it would be off the scale, rashford or foden, your choice lol

 

[Ribchester]

All these ridiculous acolades the poor **** is slowly turning into a parody of himself at 22
He needs to look at Phil

I think Rashford is Wayne’s agent. The strategy here being for him to manufacture a relationship with Mary Berry and brokering an opening for Wayne to fill

 

[Sir peace frog]

I think Rashford is Wayne’s agent. The strategy here being for him to manufacture a relationship with Mary Berry and brokering an opening for Wayne to fill

Why did I get the image of cheese strings when I read that, eeeewwww

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Nothings happened in the football world, apart from City winning again and extending their lead, super league fall out, spurs winning, in fact there's nothing happening even in local news all over the country so we'll not bother with the 7.55 slot, we'll squeeze in St Marcus instead. It's all bollocks it really is.

 

[Aba452]

Just saw most of the sports bulletin on Breakfast. Smug Mike taking the piss out of Perez who said the ESL was now "on hold." The little smirker then claimed Perez was the architect of the whole ESL project?! Nothing about our red shirted American friends being balls deep in this!

When he got round to our game showed both City goals then lingered on a slow mo replay of stones' red card. Fair enough big incident in the match. But then didn't mention the Villa player being sent off later. Very odd.

Think I just blanked out Sir Marcus. When Naga started a link to Tom Kerridge the tv went straight off!

 

[Ribchester]

Why did I get the image of cheese strings when I read that, eeeewwww

Typing it was possibly one of the hardest posts to date to keep up. I pulled it off by applying mind over matter....enjoy your breakfast... I’d recommend warm thick porridge lol

 

[Sir peace frog]

Typing it was possibly one of the hardest posts to date to keep up. I pulled it off by applying mind over matter....enjoy your breakfast... I’d recommend warm thick porridge lol

Haha, dirty fucker

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

United always have a "superstar" it's what they always do, usually it's one coming through the youth system, they don't usually last more than two seasons, but then they get top dollar, imagine the hype if foden was a United player, it would be off the scale, rashford or foden, your choice lol

That is a tricky one! I reckon St Marcus could knock me up an omelette that would just melt in my mouth, whereas Phil would probably offer me a a dead rotting fish he'd just caught.

 

[Ribchester]

I couldn't believe this week after all the shite that started with the semi final. I wonder when this clip with a young lad telling us again what we should be doing was actually filmed. Not yesterday l would think and Silly Sally knew all about this latest stunt when she was trying to give us all that crap about 'Almost countries' and the ESL yesterday.
It was not long ago that this daft lad was happily boasting that all his meals were made and delivered by a relative. Now we get told about making hash browns by him.
For all their failings United do not allow their Academy students living in digs suffer from malnutrition so why don't they drop the starving waif myth crap.
And to piss me off further we get unnecessary waffle from Naga Munfuckingchetty telling the sports presenter how football fans feel about the ESL as he waits patiently to try and do his job.

On BBC site it is reporting ...I kid you not... he’s making Fish Finger Muffins... using an old recipe he found in Wayne’s old locker

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

On BBC site it is reporting ...I joke you not... he’s making Fish Finger Muffins... using an old recipe he found in Wayne’s old locker

Don't scoff, the poor lad got this bit right.

 

[Cornish_Blue]

I think Rashford is Wayne’s agent. The strategy here being for him to manufacture a relationship with Mary Berry and brokering an opening for Wayne to fill

We all know how Rug head loves ‘an older lady’. Mary is right up his alley