Is their next season kit out yet? Perhaps red 'n red hoops might get 'em the attention they crave. Mind, the BBC will always oblige if the Dippers want a bit of coverage.
Liverpool echo
'How Liverpool's new 22/23 kit will inspire them to this seasons PL:
The striking and innovative design of red hoops on a red background hides so many nuances that would be missed by anyone but a diehard fan.
The left sleeve is frayed at the edges in homage to a stadium in Belgium, that was witness to a sad loss on the night, when Liverpool regretfully failed to win their trophy de jour, the European cup.
The right sleeve features a 1st for a PL shirt, an inbuilt pocket, perfectly sized for something the size of an inhaler.
The crest emblem* has been moved after rapid feedback,from the left breast to the centre, where Liverpool lead others follow in this innovative design tweak.
The space on the left breast has been accorded the ultimate accolade for a true fan, a perfectly embroidered set of the messiah's teeth, these are of eye catching pure dazzling white detail.
The shoulders feature small exquisite details, a black and white stripe motif on one, and a light brown bag with the initials SWAG on the other. SWAG as any true scouser knows, is short for Scouse Wages Accorded (by) Government.
For fans of replica shirts, the numbering on the back is yet another perfect design. Instead of a player's or a fan's name, the kit will feature dates of a football season, eg 2021-2022. These look like embroidering, but are in fact a digitally controlled and alterable feature. Fans will never have to fear saying 'This year, is our year', because with a touch of a button (App to control this one feature is also available from Google/Apple for the reasonable price of £39.97), the digital display increments by a year.
The shorts continue the evolving innovation, they feature a special 'non-slip' waist grip, to avoid any embarressments of them falling down, eg whilst a fan jumps up to celebrate a stupendous 2-2 draw with West Brom.
And for any fans who like to emulate their heroes and go for the whole drop-dead gorgeous full kit ensemble, the socks feature a few more leit motif's. The left one, pays homage to our beginnings by crafting a carefully entwined embroidery of a pint, the scottish flag held by a piratesque figure, all surrounded by an empty box (Fans with extremely good eyesight will determine the box is infact Anfield). The right one, features a pool of water - I'm sure the reds will have no trouble in deciphering the multiple levels of nuance with that!
With this kind of inspiration, it can surely be seen that the best goalkeeper, the best defensive line, the most solid midfield and the greatest attack ever, will reach new heights of glory in the final days of this season.
*note: The crest emblem has reverted to it's original form, to better reflect the furthering of close ties between Liverpool and Manchester United. The Echo gathers that the long term plans for both clubs will be an amalgamation with a new stadium built at the half-way point between the 2 original sides. The new club will be called Warrington Warriors.