Media Thread - 2021/22

[mat]

Another u turn in our sports media shocker.

One minute Ronaldo is a past it mercenary. Next he's the missing piece to give Ole his first title.

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

No doubt they’ll be reporting about how this and the Cavani signing, and Sancho for that matter will stunt the development of Mason Greenwood
You know the way they did for years over Foden

 

[laserblue]

Hamster Solekhol and Slaphead Sheth were wanking themselves stupid on SNN at the thought of Ronaldo rejoining the rags. On BBC News Simon Stone was on the vinegar strokes in his excitement at the prospect.

 

[mat]

Hamster Solekhol and Slaphead Sheth were wanking themselves stupid on SNN at the thought of Ronaldo rejoining the rags. On BBC News Simon Stone was on the vinegar strokes in his excitement at the prospect.

His CR7 duvet is crusty enough already.

 

[Norbiton]

I’m sure all the media will be focussing on the money United have spent over the summer and now having to meet Ronaldo’s wage demands on top, with serious questions about how they can comply with FFP and the Premier League’s rules on wage inflation

 

[laserblue]

His CR7 duvet is crusty enough already.

Too much information!

 

[waspish]

I’m sure all the media will be focussing on the money United have spent over the summer and now having to meet Ronaldo’s wage demands on top, with serious questions about how they can comply with FFP and the Premier League’s rules on wage inflation

Premier don’t have wage inflation but rumours the next ffp will be something to do with that! Rags have just added another 25m a gear to there wages if Ronaldo signs for them.

 

[jrb]

Ronaldo has signed for the rags.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58359561

 

[mat]

Ronaldo has signed for the rags.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58359561

Here we fucking go...

0900 - "He's over the hill, greedy ****!"

17:00 - "Masterstroke signing of a world superstar by Man U..."

 

[eyalluvitt]

Yesterday
Oil cheats obscene spending continues as they flout FFP again and spend big on washed-up Ronaldo

Today
United bring prodigal son home to new title favourites, With Sancho and Verrane it's officially the best 150 million spent ever ever in a transfer window ever. In other news, roving reporter Robson McClair has all the latest from Chester Crown court.

 

[fierydan]

North seen anything about Ronaldo going on strike, refusing to train or walking out on a contract,unlike Kane

 

[Metalartin]

I think that(United fans backpeddling, deleting tweets etc) just adds to the comedy of the Ronaldo transfer roller-coaster myself. Most of us are fine with him not coming, some are mighty relieved he's not.

Whichever way the Rags spin it though, City turned him down in the end and City fans will still always have fond memories of the United fume(piss boiled), that was created when he was twerking for City and it looked like it might happen. They're paying him £480k a week apparently and that's a Sky source, so it's probably more than the £510k City were rumoured to have offered(not sure they did) or has lots of bonuses, knowing them.

edit: What was he on at Juve, if he's taking a " big pay cut"?

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

There has clearly been an anti-City agenda in the media over the last few days, the Kane and Ronaldo hoaxes etc. So who are the idiots? We got Grealish they kept their unhappy talisman and United got an expensive pensioner.

 

[Sky Blue]

Hamster Solekhol and Slaphead Sheth were wanking themselves stupid on SNN at the thought of Ronaldo rejoining the rags. On BBC News Simon Stone was on the vinegar strokes in his excitement at the prospect.

Heard a clip of Neville on talkshite. Speaking in a girly high pitched tone. " Aww Ronaldorr, Christianorr "..close to shooting his yonner load.

 

[birch villa]

Heard a clip of Neville on talkshite. Speaking in a girly high pitched tone. " Aww Ronaldorr, Christianorr "..close to shooting his yonner load.

Just ruined me tea that thought

 

[bavarian blue]

Poor old Clive Myrie had to announce the transfer on BBC 6 o' clock news.

 

[gouldybob]

I wonder if Camel gob will be on twatter complaining about how a 36yo signing is blocking youth development?

 

[Eccles Blue]

Poor old Clive Myrie had to announce the transfer on BBC 6 o' clock news.

Clive was probably, like me, singing inside!! We are better off without the weird person (not Clive obviously) :-)

 

[balotellishaircut]

Have we been ‘snubbed’ again, oh well :)

 

[ctwrd]

Ogden saying scums game should be moved for tv so people can see his return. Dear me