Media Thread - 2021/22

Status
Not open for further replies.
madloaf said:
Type in Erling Haaland into Google to know how much were hated.

First 6 stories:

Ballague says City just keeping haaland warm for Madrid

Buyer beware : why city should be worried about injury prone haaland

Hamann: why dortmund will be better without goal a game striker

Liverpool: why the reds will combat haaland by buying Mbappe.

Madrid get haaland in 2 years after haaland bored of city

Shearer sends warning to haaland prior to city move.

What a fucking shambles this lot are.

What this all combines to is

FUCK ME, THIS LOT ARE GOING TO GET A 21 YEAR OLD WUNDERKIND STRIKER AND THEYRE ALREADY AMAZING.
ARRRFGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Click to expand...
They are all absolutely shitting their pants
 
madloaf said:
Type in Erling Haaland into Google to know how much were hated.

First 6 stories:

Ballague says City just keeping haaland warm for Madrid

Buyer beware : why city should be worried about injury prone haaland

Hamann: why dortmund will be better without goal a game striker

Liverpool: why the reds will combat haaland by buying Mbappe.

Madrid get haaland in 2 years after haaland bored of city

Shearer sends warning to haaland prior to city move.

What a fucking shambles this lot are.

What this all combines to is

FUCK ME, THIS LOT ARE GOING TO GET A 21 YEAR OLD WUNDERKIND STRIKER AND THEYRE ALREADY AMAZING.
ARRRFGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Click to expand...
Alternatively...

Ballague says Haaland has signed for the best club in word football where the frightening thought is that he will be guaranteed to improve even further under the guidance of the best manager in the world, surrounded by a team chocked full of the best players in the world..

The fee paid is unbelievably small considering players such as Maguire, Pogba and Sancho cost considerably more..

You cannot therefore criticise the wages allegedly being offered.

If you want the best you have to pay the best..

Haaland's injury record is an urban myth too.

He's not been playing to ensure he doesn't scupper his dream move to the team he's only dreamt about playing for since he first kicked a football around in his back garden at the age of 9 months old..

Dortmund, although a huge club in Germany have stated that they are pleased Erling is moving on to a much bigger club where he will have to work even harder just to get into the first team.

A club insider has confirmed that Dortmund will not recover from this sale, their team will be considerably weakened and it will take them years to get back on track.

He also went on to say 'to be honest it's no great shakes as we are nailed on to finish second behind the German Rags every season as the Bundesliga is one big stitch up anyway"..

"He leaves us with our very best wishes" said Dortmund chairman, Hans Upp..

The other PL big hitters are now in shit street big time as the only other young, potential superstar, Mbappe is off to Madrid.

Although anyone who knows anything about football will categorically confirm that Mbappe, whilst being good, is not at the level of Erling Haaland..

He's signing a 5 year contract with he boyhood club but no doubt will fall in love there and stay for life..

Shearer has gone on record to say "my 260 PL goal record will most certainly be smashed. This guy is an absolute superstar"..

OH..

WELCOME TO ANFIELD, ERLING.!


You can smell the fear..!
 
jrb said:
He's the new Aldridge/Colleymore/other deluded Liverpool pundits rolled into one.

Screenshot-20220423-042131-2.png
Click to expand...
He has suddenly realised that slagging City can become a lucrative profession
 
jrb said:
He's the new Aldridge/Colleymore/other deluded Liverpool pundits rolled into one.

Screenshot-20220423-042131-2.png
Click to expand...
Sick of this Scouse German twat. Wasn't he the one who was nailed on to join Bolton on a free transfer before we stepped in and bought him for 400 grand ? Disrespectful ? Slagging off one of your former employers on a regular basis comes pretty close.
 
kippaxwarrior said:
He'll be on Soccer Saturday today. I might give it a watch for the first time in about 5 years just to see what he says
Click to expand...
Watched the 2nd episode of the Gazza programme on iplayer

Merson was doing a voice over, giving Gazza advice

If this guy is giving you advice you have to know you are in trouble
 
Rickie Lambert in the echo: "But I think in a year's time Man City are going to be unstoppable. Because he [Haaland] will be settled in and it's just going to be unfair. It's unfair that they're bringing in these players every year, unbelievable players. But that Jurgen Klopp is not only able to keep up with them (City) but get the better of them many times is unbelievable. He brings local players like Diaz and Konate up through the academy or plucks the likes of Thiago and Jota from lower league teams for peanuts. Its incredible. I wish i knew how they do it."
 
Mark Chapman must be leaving the BBC. He's just said on 5Live that He's got the Ainsley Harriot boxset on fo the next couple of hours to avoid watching the rags games and commenting on it.

:)
 
stan bowles said:
Sick of this Scouse German twat. Wasn't he the one who was nailed on to join Bolton on a free transfer before we stepped in and bought him for 400 grand ? Disrespectful ? Slagging off one of your former employers on a regular basis comes pretty close.
Click to expand...
Any drunk driving charges recently?
 
Blue Mist said:
Yes it is pogba I am on about. I can't remember what happened when he left the 1st time but.... they bought him (back) for 89 mil. He will leave at the end of the season on a free and yet not one media outlet is slagging them off.
Click to expand...
I have been put right, apparently he left on a free, but the £89 million is only the transfer fee apparently the agent received £40 million as well 20 of each club, no idea of the signing on fee.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top