If only H M Bateman were alive - he'd be creating an addition to his lengthy list of wonderful cartoons (including gems such as 'The man who lit his cigar before the Royal Toast', 'The man who threw a snowball at St Moritz', 'The boy who breathed on the glass at the British Museum' and so on) in your honour.. 'The man who switched on Sky Sports Football expecting them to talk about football'..!!
Your post is bang on the money.. I watched it briefly at my brother's recently (I don't have Sky or any of them) and after two or three minutes of dross it felt like my brain had been sucked out down my nostrils with a straw (similar to watching an episode of 'Eastenders').
TV's equivalent of newspaper 'Click Bait'. Awful, awful pap..