Media thread 2022/23

[madloaf]

On a great night for the Champions, who go back to the top of the PL, Mike Keegan writes one of the worst headlines and articles ever in the Daily United. I’m honestly lost for words.

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I love a bit of fan fiction

 

[Blue Mist]

Hang on. So Arab owners are a good thing now?

Only certain Arabs. Come on, get with the programme or you'll be left behind.

 

[paulchapo]

On ITV this morning and Ed Balls was talking to Andy Cole about his transplant and organ doners. At the end he asked him about our game last night and whether it was a good result for Manchester United and did he feel they were in the title race. You couldn't make it up! Cole to his credit said no he thought it was still a two horse race. This is the sort of shit we've been up against for years.

 

[Elbow beards]

We know the script , we were outplayed and lucky to win, all our goals were gift wrapped presents, yadda yadda yadda

To be fair, two of our goals were gift wrapped presents :)

 

[Blue Mist]

Leaving City aside for one moment. It is reported that Barcelona have been paying, off the books, a company owned by a referee over a million pounds a year. I only found out because I read it on here in the Barca posts. Where is the reporting by the media over this ? The state of the British media is a joke.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Barney Ronay excels himself in his post match piece suggesting that our “sparkly” attacking line up was City proudly saying “behold our suitcase of gold” and then going off at a tangent to label Pep’s robust defence of City as “theatrical victimhood”

I wonder has he ever accused the dippers of wallowing in victimhood ??

Not a fucking chance any of those spineless cunts would deploy that word to describe anything to do with that club.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Enjoyed this one from resident clueless ESPN rag Mark Ogden:

Player review

BEST: William Saliba -- The Arsenal defender controlled Erling Haaland comfortably with his strength, pace and reading of the game.

For sure. If you ignore Haaland winning a penalty, a hockey assist for our 2nd goal and scoring our 3rd goal he totally had him in his pocket.

Ragdon is another useless ****.

 

[Chris in London]

Enjoyed this one from resident clueless ESPN rag Mark Ogden:

Player review

BEST: William Saliba -- The Arsenal defender controlled Erling Haaland comfortably with his strength, pace and reading of the game.

For sure. If you ignore Haaland winning a penalty, a hockey assist for our 2nd goal and scoring our 3rd goal he totally had him in his pocket.

Ogden saying the best player on the park was a defender in a team that shipped three goals while losing at home is sadly par for the course.

 

[manimanc]

Who is Barney Ronay?

His name suggests he's a kids dinosaur character on cbeebies.

Is he?

 

[PPT]

On a great night for the Champions, who go back to the top of the PL, Mike Keegan writes one of the worst headlines and articles ever in the Daily United. I’m honestly lost for words.

View attachment 69326You really can’t do anything but laugh out loud at that type of utter nonsense. How do they expect anyone to take them remotely seriously with articles like that? Complete and total 100% click bait garbage.