Media thread 2022/23

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Liverpool control of the media is impressive. Bellingham has clearly snubbed them but it's wall to wall 'we didn't want him anyway' coverage.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Always fun to see Miguel get his arse handed to him

Those tweets are brilliant

Delaney having a right sulk on Twitter you love to see it. Imagine watching a game like that and just moaning on with the same old shit again. Why be a football journalist if you can't even appreciate good football?

 

[Don Karleone]

You're telling me a grown man wrote that article for 'The Independent'?

A grown man? A grown f**king man?

Deary, deary, deary f**king me.. what an absolute waste of space that twunt is..

Grown man is pushing it a little bit. He'll get there one day though. Won't you, Miggy?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

"Near faultless. 7/10."

Yes, that one amused me.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

"Near faultless. 7/10."

Goodness me check out the Bayern Scores.

 

[LongsightM13]

Jamie Jackass wasn't allowed to write the report tonight.
Instead he wrote some ratings. They're quite something, as in barely worth the minimal effort he obviously put in.

Manchester City 3-0 Bayern Munich: Champions League player ratings

Erling Haaland, Bernardo Silva and John Stones impressed for the hosts, while the entire Bayern backline struggled

www.theguardian.com

I remember when we pissed all over them in a derby and he gave Sanchez who touched the ball ONCE after coming on as sub more than half our team

 

[SebastianBlue]

"Near faultless. 7/10."

Yeah, I did a spit take when I saw that.

 

[Northblue]

Jamie Jackass wasn't allowed to write the report tonight.
Instead he wrote some ratings. They're quite something, as in barely worth the minimal effort he obviously put in.

Manchester City 3-0 Bayern Munich: Champions League player ratings

Erling Haaland, Bernardo Silva and John Stones impressed for the hosts, while the entire Bayern backline struggled

www.theguardian.com

For anyone who doesn’t want to give the guardian clicks

Manchester City 3-0 Bayern Munich: Champions League player ratings

Erling Haaland, Bernardo Silva and Bernardo Silva all impressed for the hosts, while the entire Bayern backline struggled

web.archive.org

 

[GaudinoMotors]

You're telling me a grown man wrote that article for 'The Independent'?

A grown man? A grown f**king man?

Deary, deary, deary f**king me.. what an absolute waste of space that twunt is..

I hope the Independent have got some mental health protocols in place.

 

[Shaggy]

The problem with BT Sport is that Jake Humphries is such a desperate sycophant to the guests that they basically allowed Owen Hargreaves' Bayern bias to take over the entire show.

He just keeps repeating "it didn't feel like a 3-0, it was even" and Humphreys is kind of lost because they're showing a reel of all the chances we had to score goal number 4, 5, 6 etc. and it's obvious to absolute everyone except Hargreaves the Bayern fan that they got played off the park, but Humphreys won't push back on it at all.


Darren Fletcher is the same, he's more interested in being friends with Hoddle, Ferdinand, McManaman then he is presenting. It's one of the most underrated things about Gary Lineker - he's friendly with guests, but he's their equal in a footballing sense and so isn't on his knees trying to get their approval.

Humphrey's on his uncomfy chair tonight.