Media thread 2022/23

[SebastianBlue]

What was the prompt, “Write a short article about any subject as if it was done by Miguel Delaney”?

For shits and giggles, I literally put this prompt in chatGPT and this is what it gave me.

“As a seasoned sports journalist, I am always on the lookout for exciting stories from the world of football. Today, I want to share with you my take on the latest developments in the beautiful game.

It's no secret that the footballing landscape has been shifting rapidly in recent years. We've seen the emergence of new powerhouses, the decline of some traditional giants, and the rise of superstars who are changing the way we think about the sport.

One of the most interesting trends of the moment is the growing influence of analytics. Thanks to advances in technology and data analysis, teams are now able to gather more information about their opponents and their own performances than ever before. This has led to some fascinating new approaches to the game, as coaches and players look to gain an edge in an increasingly competitive environment.

Another intriguing development is the emergence of new footballing cultures. We're seeing exciting new styles of play emerging from countries that were previously seen as footballing backwaters. Take Belgium, for example, a country that has produced some of the most exciting attacking players in the world in recent years. Their brand of fast, fluid football is winning fans all over the globe, and it's a testament to the power of innovation in the game.

Of course, no discussion of football would be complete without talking about the big names. The likes of Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Neymar continue to dominate the headlines, but there are also exciting new talents emerging all the time. Players like Kylian Mbappe, Erling Haaland, and Phil Foden are already making waves at the highest levels of the game, and it's thrilling to think about what they might achieve in the years to come.

As I look ahead to the future of football, I can't help but feel excited. This is a sport that has always been about evolution and adaptation, and we're seeing that more than ever before. From the rise of analytics to the emergence of new footballing cultures, there's never been a more exciting time to be a fan of the beautiful game.”

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Any games on tonight? Just checked the BBC site but no mention. Congratulations to camel gob. Just goes to show jumping out of the toilet windows pays dividends.

 

[LeonardoDaVnci]

I just asked chatGP to write an article about us. Maybe the Daily Fail should try using it... pmsl..

"Man City FC never cease to amaze us with their spectacular performances on the pitch! With an incredible squad and an even more impressive coach, they truly are a force to be reckoned with. Their winning streak is a testament to their dedication, hard work, and determination. Here's to many more victories for this amazing team! #ManCityFC #Champions #Football"

 

[Bodicoteblue]

"Manchester City FC has been mired in controversy yet again, this time for alleged financial wrongdoing. The club has been accused of breaking UEFA's Financial Fair Play rules by inflating sponsorship deals to avoid breaching the spending limit. Investigations revealed that the club had deceived UEFA by reporting a lower sponsorship income while hiding the real sources of their revenue. This latest scandal has cast a shadow over the team's success in recent years and tarnished their reputation as one of the top football clubs in the world

Meanwhile it's a different picture with Liverpool fc....
Liverpool FC Supports Human Rights with Community Outreach Programs

Liverpool FC, one of the most successful football clubs in England, is not only renowned for their on-field success but off the pitch, they are demonstrating leadership in promoting positive human rights initiatives. The club has made a significant contribution to the local and global community through its outreach programs.

Last year, Liverpool FC partnered with Amnesty International to create a range of educational resources for young people, promoting human rights education in schools and inspiring young people to become human rights defenders. The resources are designed to help young people learn about human rights activism, the importance of respecting and protecting human rights, as well as the crucial role played by organizations such as Amnesty International in advancing human dignity.

Liverpool FC has also developed various community outreach programs that support vulnerable groups, including refugees, asylum seekers, and people experiencing homelessness. The club is working tirelessly, partnering with local and global organizations to provide food, shelter and job opportunities for those in need.

The club's commitment to promoting diversity, equality, and inclusion is evident through their tireless campaigning against social inequalities, racism, and discrimination. Liverpool FC players and staff take a strong stance against racism and have actively supported campaigns such as 'Kick it Out', a leading anti-racism organization in football.

With its continued efforts to promote and champion human rights issues, Liverpool FC remains a club that is committed to making a difference to the community, setting an excellent example for other football clubs around the world"


Chatgpt... better than reporters at producing tribal poison.

Strange that the money-laundering activities of their shirt sponsors doesn’t get a mention.
I‘m sure that the drug gangs, sex-traffickers, and terrorists ( not to mention some extremely nasty governments) who benefit from standard chartered‘s lack of morals are very keen on promoting equality and human rights.
Maybe they are just too modest about this state of affairs.

 

[NowInMilnrow]

For shits and giggles, I literally put this prompt in chatGPT and this is what it gave me.

“As a seasoned sports journalist, I am always on the lookout for exciting stories from the world of football. Today, I want to share with you my take on the latest developments in the beautiful game.

It's no secret that the footballing landscape has been shifting rapidly in recent years. We've seen the emergence of new powerhouses, the decline of some traditional giants, and the rise of superstars who are changing the way we think about the sport.

One of the most interesting trends of the moment is the growing influence of analytics. Thanks to advances in technology and data analysis, teams are now able to gather more information about their opponents and their own performances than ever before. This has led to some fascinating new approaches to the game, as coaches and players look to gain an edge in an increasingly competitive environment.

Another intriguing development is the emergence of new footballing cultures. We're seeing exciting new styles of play emerging from countries that were previously seen as footballing backwaters. Take Belgium, for example, a country that has produced some of the most exciting attacking players in the world in recent years. Their brand of fast, fluid football is winning fans all over the globe, and it's a testament to the power of innovation in the game.

Of course, no discussion of football would be complete without talking about the big names. The likes of Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Neymar continue to dominate the headlines, but there are also exciting new talents emerging all the time. Players like Kylian Mbappe, Erling Haaland, and Phil Foden are already making waves at the highest levels of the game, and it's thrilling to think about what they might achieve in the years to come.

As I look ahead to the future of football, I can't help but feel excited. This is a sport that has always been about evolution and adaptation, and we're seeing that more than ever before. From the rise of analytics to the emergence of new footballing cultures, there's never been a more exciting time to be a fan of the beautiful game.”

Far too positive to sound like a Delaney diatribe. He normally sounds suicidal by the end of his rantings, whereas attempt by ChatGPT is the opposite!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Far too positive to sound like a Delaney diatribe. He normally sounds suicidal by the end of his rantings, whereas attempt by ChatGPT is the opposite!

Oh, it gets better…

 

[SebastianBlue]

I just asked chatGP to write an article about us. Maybe the Daily Fail should try using it... pmsl..

"Man City FC never cease to amaze us with their spectacular performances on the pitch! With an incredible squad and an even more impressive coach, they truly are a force to be reckoned with. Their winning streak is a testament to their dedication, hard work, and determination. Here's to many more victories for this amazing team! #ManCityFC #Champions #Football"

Far too positive to sound like a Delaney diatribe. He normally sounds suicidal by the end of his rantings, whereas attempt by ChatGPT is the opposite!

Because my curiosity got the better of me, I just submitted this prompt to ChatGPT:

“Compose a short article about Manchester City as if it was written by Miguel Delaney.”

This is what it created — I have not altered it in any way.

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Manchester City: The Art of Perfection
by Miguel Delaney

Manchester City have become the ultimate example of how to build a football club for success in the modern game. In a sport that is constantly evolving, they have established themselves as the gold standard, the benchmark that all others strive to reach.

It wasn't always this way, of course. City used to be something of a joke, a byword for underachievement and failure. But then, a new era began. A revolution, led by Sheikh Mansour's takeover of the club in 2008.

The subsequent transformation has been nothing short of remarkable. City went from mid-table mediocrity to English football's dominant force, winning five Premier League titles in the past decade. Along the way, they've played some of the most beautiful football ever seen on these shores, setting new standards of excellence in terms of style, tactical sophistication, and technical ability.

At the heart of their success is an unyielding commitment to perfection. Everything about the club is geared towards achieving the highest possible standards, from the state-of-the-art facilities at the Etihad Campus to the meticulous scouting and recruitment processes that identify the best young talent from around the world.

But it's not just about the money. City's success is built on a culture of hard work, innovation, and a relentless pursuit of improvement. The team's style of play, characterised by intricate passing moves, high pressing, and fluid positional interchanges, is the result of years of hard work on the training ground, where Pep Guardiola and his coaching staff drill their players in the finer points of their system.

This is a team that demands excellence from everyone involved, from the players to the staff to the supporters. They've created a sense of unity and purpose that transcends the club itself, a collective identity that embodies the best of what football can be.

Of course, there have been setbacks along the way. The Champions League has proven to be something of a holy grail for City, with the club yet to lift the trophy despite their domestic dominance. But they've learned from their mistakes and continue to strive towards that ultimate goal, driven by the same unrelenting pursuit of perfection that has brought them so much success in the past.

As a football writer, it's been a privilege to watch City's rise to the top. They are a team that inspires awe, that makes you believe in the power of football to uplift and transcend. They are the ultimate embodiment of the sport's endless capacity for renewal and reinvention, and they show no signs of slowing down anytime soon.”

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Because my curiosity got the better of me, I just submitted this prompt to ChatGPT:

“Compose a short article about Manchester City as if it was written by Miguel Delaney.”

This is what it created — I have not altered it in any way.

—————————————————————————————

Manchester City: The Art of Perfection
by Miguel Delaney

Manchester City have become the ultimate example of how to build a football club for success in the modern game. In a sport that is constantly evolving, they have established themselves as the gold standard, the benchmark that all others strive to reach.

It wasn't always this way, of course. City used to be something of a joke, a byword for underachievement and failure. But then, a new era began. A revolution, led by Sheikh Mansour's takeover of the club in 2008.

The subsequent transformation has been nothing short of remarkable. City went from mid-table mediocrity to English football's dominant force, winning five Premier League titles in the past decade. Along the way, they've played some of the most beautiful football ever seen on these shores, setting new standards of excellence in terms of style, tactical sophistication, and technical ability.

At the heart of their success is an unyielding commitment to perfection. Everything about the club is geared towards achieving the highest possible standards, from the state-of-the-art facilities at the Etihad Campus to the meticulous scouting and recruitment processes that identify the best young talent from around the world.

But it's not just about the money. City's success is built on a culture of hard work, innovation, and a relentless pursuit of improvement. The team's style of play, characterised by intricate passing moves, high pressing, and fluid positional interchanges, is the result of years of hard work on the training ground, where Pep Guardiola and his coaching staff drill their players in the finer points of their system.

This is a team that demands excellence from everyone involved, from the players to the staff to the supporters. They've created a sense of unity and purpose that transcends the club itself, a collective identity that embodies the best of what football can be.

Of course, there have been setbacks along the way. The Champions League has proven to be something of a holy grail for City, with the club yet to lift the trophy despite their domestic dominance. But they've learned from their mistakes and continue to strive towards that ultimate goal, driven by the same unrelenting pursuit of perfection that has brought them so much success in the past.

As a football writer, it's been a privilege to watch City's rise to the top. They are a team that inspires awe, that makes you believe in the power of football to uplift and transcend. They are the ultimate embodiment of the sport's endless capacity for renewal and reinvention, and they show no signs of slowing down anytime soon.”

Uncanny!!!

 

[blueste41]

Any games on tonight? Just checked the BBC site but no mention. Congratulations to camel gob. Just goes to show jumping out of the toilet windows pays dividends.

This is getting tiresome now. They don’t switch their focus to that nights games until 7PM. It was the same last night when Arsenal played and will be the same tomorrow when the Rags play, feel free to prove me wrong this time tomorrow……..

 

[NowInMilnrow]

Because my curiosity got the better of me, I just submitted this prompt to ChatGPT:

“Compose a short article about Manchester City as if it was written by Miguel Delaney.”

This is what it created — I have not altered it in any way.

—————————————————————————————

Manchester City: The Art of Perfection
by Miguel Delaney

Manchester City have become the ultimate example of how to build a football club for success in the modern game. In a sport that is constantly evolving, they have established themselves as the gold standard, the benchmark that all others strive to reach.

It wasn't always this way, of course. City used to be something of a joke, a byword for underachievement and failure. But then, a new era began. A revolution, led by Sheikh Mansour's takeover of the club in 2008.

The subsequent transformation has been nothing short of remarkable. City went from mid-table mediocrity to English football's dominant force, winning five Premier League titles in the past decade. Along the way, they've played some of the most beautiful football ever seen on these shores, setting new standards of excellence in terms of style, tactical sophistication, and technical ability.

At the heart of their success is an unyielding commitment to perfection. Everything about the club is geared towards achieving the highest possible standards, from the state-of-the-art facilities at the Etihad Campus to the meticulous scouting and recruitment processes that identify the best young talent from around the world.

But it's not just about the money. City's success is built on a culture of hard work, innovation, and a relentless pursuit of improvement. The team's style of play, characterised by intricate passing moves, high pressing, and fluid positional interchanges, is the result of years of hard work on the training ground, where Pep Guardiola and his coaching staff drill their players in the finer points of their system.

This is a team that demands excellence from everyone involved, from the players to the staff to the supporters. They've created a sense of unity and purpose that transcends the club itself, a collective identity that embodies the best of what football can be.

Of course, there have been setbacks along the way. The Champions League has proven to be something of a holy grail for City, with the club yet to lift the trophy despite their domestic dominance. But they've learned from their mistakes and continue to strive towards that ultimate goal, driven by the same unrelenting pursuit of perfection that has brought them so much success in the past.

As a football writer, it's been a privilege to watch City's rise to the top. They are a team that inspires awe, that makes you believe in the power of football to uplift and transcend. They are the ultimate embodiment of the sport's endless capacity for renewal and reinvention, and they show no signs of slowing down anytime soon.”

"As a football writer, it's been a privilege to watch City's rise to the top. They are a team that inspires awe, that makes you believe in the power of football to uplift and transcend".

You just know that's what he's really thinking when he's rolling out his usual crap!