Media thread 2022/23

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He said he's never heard the Etihad so quite at halftime.
I've never heard an atmosphere at halftime ever at any ground. CTID
“Hey, ChatGPT, Compose a brief description of the halftime atmosphere at the Etihad Stadium in Manchester as if it were written by Dave Jones, the football pundit.”

Hi there! As a football pundit, I can tell you that the halftime atmosphere at the Etihad Stadium in Manchester is truly electric. The Etihad is the home ground of Manchester City, one of the most successful clubs in English football.

At halftime, the stadium is buzzing with excitement and anticipation as fans grab a quick snack or drink before heading back to their seats. The air is filled with the sounds of cheering, singing, and chanting as fans discuss the game so far and share their opinions with each other.

The Etihad Stadium is known for its state-of-the-art facilities and technology, so halftime is also an opportunity for fans to enjoy some top-notch entertainment. From live music performances to interactive games and competitions, there's always something to keep the crowd entertained and engaged.

Overall, the halftime atmosphere at the Etihad Stadium is truly special, and it's no surprise that it's considered one of the best in the world of football. Whether you're a die-hard City fan or just a casual observer, the energy and excitement at halftime are sure to leave you feeling pumped up for the rest of the game.

Dave Jones
 
Nick Harris ghost writing for MEN now?
I understand the sentiment of this piece but West Ham looked far less likely to beat us than Fulham did. Any goalless first half at this stage of the season is always going to affect City fans, that’s in our blood so it’s a good job our players have nerves of steel.
 
Because my curiosity got the better of me, I just submitted this prompt to ChatGPT:

“Compose a short article about Manchester City as if it was written by Miguel Delaney.”

This is what it created — I have not altered it in any way.

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Manchester City: The Art of Perfection
by Miguel Delaney

Manchester City have become the ultimate example of how to build a football club for success in the modern game. In a sport that is constantly evolving, they have established themselves as the gold standard, the benchmark that all others strive to reach.

It wasn't always this way, of course. City used to be something of a joke, a byword for underachievement and failure. But then, a new era began. A revolution, led by Sheikh Mansour's takeover of the club in 2008.

The subsequent transformation has been nothing short of remarkable. City went from mid-table mediocrity to English football's dominant force, winning five Premier League titles in the past decade. Along the way, they've played some of the most beautiful football ever seen on these shores, setting new standards of excellence in terms of style, tactical sophistication, and technical ability.

At the heart of their success is an unyielding commitment to perfection. Everything about the club is geared towards achieving the highest possible standards, from the state-of-the-art facilities at the Etihad Campus to the meticulous scouting and recruitment processes that identify the best young talent from around the world.

But it's not just about the money. City's success is built on a culture of hard work, innovation, and a relentless pursuit of improvement. The team's style of play, characterised by intricate passing moves, high pressing, and fluid positional interchanges, is the result of years of hard work on the training ground, where Pep Guardiola and his coaching staff drill their players in the finer points of their system.

This is a team that demands excellence from everyone involved, from the players to the staff to the supporters. They've created a sense of unity and purpose that transcends the club itself, a collective identity that embodies the best of what football can be.

Of course, there have been setbacks along the way. The Champions League has proven to be something of a holy grail for City, with the club yet to lift the trophy despite their domestic dominance. But they've learned from their mistakes and continue to strive towards that ultimate goal, driven by the same unrelenting pursuit of perfection that has brought them so much success in the past.

As a football writer, it's been a privilege to watch City's rise to the top. They are a team that inspires awe, that makes you believe in the power of football to uplift and transcend. They are the ultimate embodiment of the sport's endless capacity for renewal and reinvention, and they show no signs of slowing down anytime soon.”
Interesting to see what you’d expect to be an objective system, seemingly unfettered by emotion or agenda (at least for now) picks out, isn’t it?

Edit: Just read the Liverpool one. So much for that hope…does suggest perhaps a pattern of where it goes looking for its source material though.

Maybe using the same algorithm as Google to add extra weight to what it considers as more valid sources (i.e. those it deems more relevant or valid as typically they will be closer to the officialised sources on topic - which here, of course are more likely to be aligned to the bent of comms emanating from each club).
 
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How many times did that **** Dave Jones mention the "atmosphere" , he wouldnt dare do it to a 'istree club , every single thing he spews about our club has a negative slant , he does "Jones Knows" predictions for Sky every weekend and nearly always backs our oppositon to get a result. Love the fact the prick hardly sleeps at night , we must be in his head 24/7
Is this the same geezer who nearly mounted Gary Neville in the studio on Derby Day in 2017 when Rashford scored for the rags when we beat the 2-1 at theirs?
He seems like the class creep you had at school, the one always running off to tell the teacher.

Last night's coverage was a sham, cissy and ada on comms willing west ham to score, this prick talking out of his arse, what do you expect with the bitter pricks at sky.
 
Accord to Jonathan Liew in The Guardian

"Haaland is a lavish gamble which has paid off for City"

And

"Phil Foden has found himself marginalized this season due to Haaland "
Ah yes the bitter scouser talking shite again.

Another nobhead given airtime when in reality he should be stacking shelves in a supermarket.
 
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