Media thread 2022/23

[give it to gordon]

Media seems to be full on knocking City this morning and last night. Dave jones on sky must have had on a WHU kit on under his coat. Tyler and Neville worst I have heard, Neville wanting our players booked after every tackle !

From what I have read on hear we certainly are boiling alot of piss lol

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Nick Harris ghost writing for MEN now?

Whoever it is he's clearly a **** or a rag or probably both

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Ah yes the bitter scouser talking shite again.

Another nobhead given airtime when in reality he should be stacking shelves in a supermarket.

Wouldn't even have him doing that!

 

[give it to gordon]

What the press/media are forgetting about Haaland when comparing him to ex players is VAR.

Van Nistelrooy, Rush, etc etc how many of their goals would have been ruled out by VAR ? Van Nistelrooy would only have about 5 goals if VAR was around back than !.

All Haaland goals are 100% legal goals something you cant say about strikers before VAR

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Is this the same geezer who nearly mounted Gary Neville in the studio on Derby Day in 2017 when Rashford scored for the rags when we beat the 2-1 at theirs?
He seems like the class creep you had at school, the one always running off to tell the teacher.

Last night's coverage was a sham, cissy and ada on comms willing west ham to score, this prick talking out of his arse, what do you expect with the bitter pricks at sky.

That's brilliant mate :D

 

[Goodlove]

Accord to Jonathan Liew in The Guardian

"Haaland is a lavish gamble which has paid off for City"

And

"Phil Foden has found himself marginalized this season due to Haaland "

That article was so bitter, you could feel him typing it through gritted teeth. It took him about 4 lines to mention Abu Dhabi and then a few more to mention that we spend spend spend.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Ah yes the bitter scouser talking shite again.

Another nobhead given airtime when in reality he should be stacking shelves in a supermarket.

Foden has been so marginalized this season he's only appeared for us 45 times and has been involved in 22 goals and assists

 

[madloaf]

Accord to Jonathan Liew in The Guardian

"Haaland is a lavish gamble which has paid off for City"

And

"Phil Foden has found himself marginalized this season due to Haaland "

How can someone write this in all seriousness and dare to call themselves a football journalist: "Swap Haaland for Weghorst – and leave everything else unchanged – and City are out of the title race by Christmas. They’re 12th by the time the season pauses for the Qatar World Cup, with even Champions League qualification a remote object on the horizon. They lose against Newcastle and Crystal Palace and Aston Villa, draw with Manchester United and Brighton and Fulham. Guardiola’s future is being called into question long before the late-spring rally that helps them recover to seventh place and a tilt at the Europa Conference League".

How many goals did haaland score in the previous 5 seasons where we won fucking 4 premier leagues and a never done before never done since domestic treble?!?

He then goes on about city being machine-like, soulless, machine-like, soulless. The stick they keep trying to beat us with. These fucking articles are the only soulless machine-like things around here.

Fucking hate them all. To be this fucking bitter...Jesus Christ I wish they'd all fuck off...actually I prefer them to stay and watch us destroy the hopes and dreams of the teams they love.

 

[tommybooth]

Sounds like a small cock.

 

[Chappie]

The more negative the articles become, the happier I am.
It means we are on the verge of winning another trophy.