Media thread 2022/23

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I was in WH Smiths this morning seeing if the new WSC was out. Astonished to find an expensive looking book/mag entitled " Man Utd the rise of a modern super club". Assumed it was an old copy and been remaindered but no it was brand new and selling at top dollar. Who on earth would think this was a good idea with them at their lowest point since the eighties and their fan base in open revolt. Know a lot will have become giddy after last night but doubt this will be a best seller.
 
Usually, the kind of people who stare into the mirror, 20 times a day, telling themselves how handsome they are.
They reek of Lynx Africa and reasonably priced 1990's aftershave.
They drive a leased 3 series BMW, and think every MILF in the wine bar he drinks in, wants to go to bed with him. He'll have that Norah Jones record from 20 years ago on his car stereo, and have a wardrobe of 6 suits, of differing shades of grey. His teeth will be veneered, and his forearms will be covered in those shite Maori tattoos, that look like they've been done with a black marker pen.

His love interests will be himself, and a vacuous 32 year old girlfriend called Kylie.

In short, a twat.
That’s harsh. I’m really no more of a twat than anyone else ;)
 
I was in WH Smiths this morning seeing if the new WSC was out. Astonished to find an expensive looking book/mag entitled " Man Utd the rise of a modern super club". Assumed it was an old copy and been remaindered but no it was brand new and selling at top dollar. Who on earth would think this was a good idea with them at their lowest point since the eighties and their fan base in open revolt. Know a lot will have become giddy after last night but doubt this will be a best seller.
Well, we are all waiting to see what you did with the book after laughing at it?

I hope you didn't leave it in a prominent position?
 
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