Media thread 2022/23

[bluealf]

Haaland won't improve us. We've been top scorers for most, if not all, recent seasons and we'll probably be top scorers next season. - Where is the improvement?
Will the piss pan (possibly piss pot) be boiled dry before the season even starts?

I know that isn't you saying this but for any casual observers, it is the hope he puts away the clinical chances and the games we have 30 chances and fail to score and get beat 1-0 or 0-0 ie nearly every game versus spurs and recently Palace etc.

Oh and maybe the chumps league games, a 6-3 1st leg lead, followed by a 3-3 in Madrid might just see us to the final.

Here's hoping lol

 

[lonestay]

Haaland won't improve us. We've been top scorers for most, if not all, recent seasons and we'll probably be top scorers next season. - Where is the improvement?
Will the piss pan (possibly piss pot) be boiled dry before the season even starts?

Of course he will improve us, if he gets on the end of just one of the chances that go begging every game that's a big improvement. He will be in the right place at the right time, simply because he is a born striker with that built in ability to read a game, and not a manufactured striker who has had goals coached into him, but doesn't have that natural feel for anticipating where they should be .

 

[East Level 2]

Of course he will improve us, if he gets on the end of just one of the chances that go begging every game that's a big improvement. He will be in the right place at the right time, simply because he is a born striker with that built in ability to read a game, and not a manufactured striker who has had goals coached into him, but doesn't have that natural feel for anticipating where they should be .

I think the correct response is "WHOOSH"!!

 

[jrb]

The football media are a joke. From this sh*te article in Sport, Spain.

Barça is aware that it will not be easy at all. That it will be necessary to row a lot to convince City. But Bernardo Silva has taken the step. He has made it clear to his agent, Jorge Mendes, that he wants to play for Barça next season. The Portuguese, a key piece for Pep Guardiola in the 'sky blue' team last year, has decided to take that step in his career and leave the gray English city.

Bernardo Silva da el 'sí' al Barça

El luso ha transmitido a su agente que quiere dar el paso de fichar por el Barça

www.sport.es

To this…..

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

Bernardo Silva Agrees To Join FC Barcelona From Manchester City

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

www.forbes.com

Other Football media outlets are already picking up on it.

Expect another few days of Bernardo going to Barcelona for tuppence.

 

[waspish]

The football media are a joke. From this sh*te article in Sport, Spain.

Barça is aware that it will not be easy at all. That it will be necessary to row a lot to convince City. But Bernardo Silva has taken the step. He has made it clear to his agent, Jorge Mendes, that he wants to play for Barça next season. The Portuguese, a key piece for Pep Guardiola in the 'sky blue' team last year, has decided to take that step in his career and leave the gray English city.

Bernardo Silva da el 'sí' al Barça

El luso ha transmitido a su agente que quiere dar el paso de fichar por el Barça

www.sport.es

To this…..

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

Bernardo Silva Agrees To Join FC Barcelona From Manchester City

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

www.forbes.com

Other Football media outlets are already picking up on it.

Expect another few days of Bernardo going to Barcelona for tuppence.

We got another 2 months of this shit

 

[give it to gordon]

The football media are a joke. From this sh*te article in Sport, Spain.

Barça is aware that it will not be easy at all. That it will be necessary to row a lot to convince City. But Bernardo Silva has taken the step. He has made it clear to his agent, Jorge Mendes, that he wants to play for Barça next season. The Portuguese, a key piece for Pep Guardiola in the 'sky blue' team last year, has decided to take that step in his career and leave the gray English city.

Bernardo Silva da el 'sí' al Barça

El luso ha transmitido a su agente que quiere dar el paso de fichar por el Barça

www.sport.es

To this…..

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

Bernardo Silva Agrees To Join FC Barcelona From Manchester City

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

www.forbes.com

Other Football media outlets are already picking up on it.

Expect another few days of Bernardo going to Barcelona for tuppence.

So Bernie has agreed to join barca but City haven't agreed to sell and barca have no money to buy Bernie !

 

[Blue Mist]

So Bernie has agreed to join barca but City haven't agreed to sell and barca have no money to buy Bernie !

Let me explain.
The rags will buy DeJong for 50 mill, Barca will buy Bernie for 25 mill. Everyone's a winner.

Hell this football reporting is a dodle I might start doing it for a living.

 

[City_Sean]

The football media are a joke. From this sh*te article in Sport, Spain.

Barça is aware that it will not be easy at all. That it will be necessary to row a lot to convince City. But Bernardo Silva has taken the step. He has made it clear to his agent, Jorge Mendes, that he wants to play for Barça next season. The Portuguese, a key piece for Pep Guardiola in the 'sky blue' team last year, has decided to take that step in his career and leave the gray English city.

Bernardo Silva da el 'sí' al Barça

El luso ha transmitido a su agente que quiere dar el paso de fichar por el Barça

www.sport.es

To this…..

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

Bernardo Silva Agrees To Join FC Barcelona From Manchester City

Bernardo Silva has agreed to join FC Barcelona from Manchester City.

www.forbes.com

Other Football media outlets are already picking up on it.

Expect another few days of Bernardo going to Barcelona for tuppence.

This is why it pisses me off the club going there for a pre season friendly. Barcelona have consistently tried to take the piss, from leaking Pellegrini to criticisms about FFP. Why we'd even speak to them is beyond me.

For me it's simple. The club should brief that Bernardo Silva is not for sale for any price and that Barcelona should look elsewhere.

 

[waspish]

This is why it pisses me off the club going there for a pre season friendly. Barcelona have consistently tried to take the piss, from leaking Pellegrini to criticisms about FFP. Why we'd even speak to them is beyond me.

For me it's simple. The club should brief that Bernardo Silva is not for sale for any price and that Barcelona should look elsewhere.

We have set the price it’s £80m if Barcelona offer that he is off just because we probably promised him it last season..

 

[asahartford1]

Let me explain.
The rags will buy DeJong for 50 mill, Barca will buy Bernie for 25 mill. Everyone's a winner.

Hell this football reporting is a dodle I might start doing it for a living.

Not Dodle, it is a doodle.