Media thread 2022/23

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Who the fuck is JB, we can see he is a fucking absolute no nothing bitter ****.

How can you be so blinded by bitterness not to appreciate what he is doing, it would be like pretending Messi only played in a shit league with 4 good teams and he wasn't special because of that, never won a world cup either, shite player lol

Damn these fools.
Talksport Person 1: I think X is great.

Talksport Person 2: I think X is great too.

Talksport Person 1: Ok, well we're all agreed here. Why not call in and tell us why you agree with us that X is great.

Phone lines: Tumbleweed.

Talksport Person 1: Er....that's all for today.
 
The problem the MSM media have, is that Haaland is the new world footballing superstar and he plays for City. Messi & Ronaldo are yesterdays footballing news. Neymar & Mbapee play in a no mark league so their exposure is limited to some degree. Haaland and City play in the biggest, richest, most popular league on the planet. Therefore the exposure and publicity that comes with it is insane. They simply cannot handle or refuse to believe that the biggest name in football on this gods earth plays in a blue shirt at the Etihad. It is genuinely frying their brains and boiling their piss on a scale not seen before. The MSM were absolutely achingly desperate for him to fail. After the Charity Shield match they were cock-a-hoop. Haaland was a dud and Liverpool's Nunez was a sure fire hit. A couple of months later thier biggest nightmare scenario is being played out in front of their very eyes and still some refuse to accept it. Haaland will increase our global profile on a scale that we can't even imagine. Kids in every country and around the world will be wearing shirts with Haaland on the back and the City badge on the front. This is what scares them to death and keeps them awake at nights. For 12 years there has been a clear, obvious, blatant and explicit media campaign conducted against Manchester City Football Club. They thought that the FFP charges were the answer to their prayers. Remember the reaction across the footballing spectrum at every level when that wheeze failed? Haaland brings with him and delivers us everything they have tried to stop us having since the takeover: Worldwide exposure and popularity. Increased sponsorship. Increased ticket sales. Constant TV, radio & newsprint time and column inches for all of the right reasons. We now need to win the Champions League and hammer the final nail in their coffins. It is the only stick left they have to beat us with and they know Haaland will be final piece in the jigsaw that enables us to do it. You can smell and feel the fear. In every desperate, pathetic newspaper article. In every bitter SKY & BT TV program. In every rancid talkSport radio show. When it happens their game is over and they have nowhere else to go. They tried and almost achieved in wiping us off the footballing map. I for one will never forget or forgive what they have done and what they have tried to do us and nor should any other City fan. You reap what you sow and their deeds and actions are about to be harvested.
 
What the fuck does that actually mean.

I do know what we are witnessing and it fucking blows my mind. Fuck the media.99 percent what they write is made up bollocks
Exactly. The barometer changes daily. He's scoring goals, but how many touches does he have? He doesn't assist much, but he does. He doesn't link up play, but he does.
They all know fuck all but just keep moving the goalposts.
I want my striker to score goals first and foremost. Anything else he brings to the table is a bonus.
 
The problem the MSM media have, is that Haaland is the new world footballing superstar and he plays for City. Messi & Ronaldo are yesterdays footballing news. Neymar & Mbapee play in a no mark league so their exposure is limited to some degree. Haaland and City play in the biggest, richest, most popular league on the planet. Therefore the exposure and publicity that comes with it is insane. They simply cannot handle or refuse to believe that the biggest name in football on this gods earth plays in a blue shirt at the Etihad. It is genuinely frying their brains and boiling their piss on a scale not seen before. The MSM were absolutely achingly desperate for him to fail. After the Charity Shield match they were cock-a-hoop. Haaland was a dud and Liverpool's Nunez was a sure fire hit. A couple of months later thier biggest nightmare scenario is being played out in front of their very eyes and still some refuse to accept it. Haaland will increase our global profile on a scale that we can't even imagine. Kids in every country and around the world will be wearing shirts with Haaland on the back and the City badge on the front. This is what scares them to death and keeps them awake at nights. For 12 years there has been a clear, obvious, blatant and explicit media campaign conducted against Manchester City Football Club. They thought that the FFP charges were the answer to their prayers. Remember the reaction across the footballing spectrum at every level when that wheeze failed? Haaland brings with him and delivers us everything they have tried to stop us having since the takeover: Worldwide exposure and popularity. Increased sponsorship. Increased ticket sales. Constant TV, radio & newsprint time and column inches for all of the right reasons. We now need to win the Champions League and hammer the final nail in their coffins. It is the only stick left they have to beat us with and they know Haaland will be final piece in the jigsaw that enables us to do it. You can smell and feel the fear. In every desperate, pathetic newspaper article. In every bitter SKY & BT TV program. In every rancid talkSport radio show. When it happens their game is over and they have nowhere else to go. They tried and almost achieved in wiping us off the footballing map. I for one will never forget or forgive what they have done and what they have tried to do us and nor should any other City fan. You reap what you sow and their deeds and actions are about to be harvested.
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The problem the MSM media have, is that Haaland is the new world footballing superstar and he plays for City. Messi & Ronaldo are yesterdays footballing news. Neymar & Mbapee play in a no mark league so their exposure is limited to some degree. Haaland and City play in the biggest, richest, most popular league on the planet. Therefore the exposure and publicity that comes with it is insane. They simply cannot handle or refuse to believe that the biggest name in football on this gods earth plays in a blue shirt at the Etihad. It is genuinely frying their brains and boiling their piss on a scale not seen before. The MSM were absolutely achingly desperate for him to fail. After the Charity Shield match they were cock-a-hoop. Haaland was a dud and Liverpool's Nunez was a sure fire hit. A couple of months later thier biggest nightmare scenario is being played out in front of their very eyes and still some refuse to accept it. Haaland will increase our global profile on a scale that we can't even imagine. Kids in every country and around the world will be wearing shirts with Haaland on the back and the City badge on the front. This is what scares them to death and keeps them awake at nights. For 12 years there has been a clear, obvious, blatant and explicit media campaign conducted against Manchester City Football Club. They thought that the FFP charges were the answer to their prayers. Remember the reaction across the footballing spectrum at every level when that wheeze failed? Haaland brings with him and delivers us everything they have tried to stop us having since the takeover: Worldwide exposure and popularity. Increased sponsorship. Increased ticket sales. Constant TV, radio & newsprint time and column inches for all of the right reasons. We now need to win the Champions League and hammer the final nail in their coffins. It is the only stick left they have to beat us with and they know Haaland will be final piece in the jigsaw that enables us to do it. You can smell and feel the fear. In every desperate, pathetic newspaper article. In every bitter SKY & BT TV program. In every rancid talkSport radio show. When it happens their game is over and they have nowhere else to go. They tried and almost achieved in wiping us off the footballing map. I for one will never forget or forgive what they have done and what they have tried to do us and nor should any other City fan. You reap what you sow and their deeds and actions are about to be harvested.
Wish I could give this 865,000 likes a week, bravo
 
The problem the MSM media have, is that Haaland is the new world footballing superstar and he plays for City. Messi & Ronaldo are yesterdays footballing news. Neymar & Mbapee play in a no mark league so their exposure is limited to some degree. Haaland and City play in the biggest, richest, most popular league on the planet. Therefore the exposure and publicity that comes with it is insane. They simply cannot handle or refuse to believe that the biggest name in football on this gods earth plays in a blue shirt at the Etihad. It is genuinely frying their brains and boiling their piss on a scale not seen before. The MSM were absolutely achingly desperate for him to fail. After the Charity Shield match they were cock-a-hoop. Haaland was a dud and Liverpool's Nunez was a sure fire hit. A couple of months later thier biggest nightmare scenario is being played out in front of their very eyes and still some refuse to accept it. Haaland will increase our global profile on a scale that we can't even imagine. Kids in every country and around the world will be wearing shirts with Haaland on the back and the City badge on the front. This is what scares them to death and keeps them awake at nights. For 12 years there has been a clear, obvious, blatant and explicit media campaign conducted against Manchester City Football Club. They thought that the FFP charges were the answer to their prayers. Remember the reaction across the footballing spectrum at every level when that wheeze failed? Haaland brings with him and delivers us everything they have tried to stop us having since the takeover: Worldwide exposure and popularity. Increased sponsorship. Increased ticket sales. Constant TV, radio & newsprint time and column inches for all of the right reasons. We now need to win the Champions League and hammer the final nail in their coffins. It is the only stick left they have to beat us with and they know Haaland will be final piece in the jigsaw that enables us to do it. You can smell and feel the fear. In every desperate, pathetic newspaper article. In every bitter SKY & BT TV program. In every rancid talkSport radio show. When it happens their game is over and they have nowhere else to go. They tried and almost achieved in wiping us off the footballing map. I for one will never forget or forgive what they have done and what they have tried to do us and nor should any other City fan. You reap what you sow and their deeds and actions are about to be harves

The problem the MSM media have, is that Haaland is the new world footballing superstar and he plays for City. Messi & Ronaldo are yesterdays footballing news. Neymar & Mbapee play in a no mark league so their exposure is limited to some degree. Haaland and City play in the biggest, richest, most popular league on the planet. Therefore the exposure and publicity that comes with it is insane. They simply cannot handle or refuse to believe that the biggest name in football on this gods earth plays in a blue shirt at the Etihad. It is genuinely frying their brains and boiling their piss on a scale not seen before. The MSM were absolutely achingly desperate for him to fail. After the Charity Shield match they were cock-a-hoop. Haaland was a dud and Liverpool's Nunez was a sure fire hit. A couple of months later thier biggest nightmare scenario is being played out in front of their very eyes and still some refuse to accept it. Haaland will increase our global profile on a scale that we can't even imagine. Kids in every country and around the world will be wearing shirts with Haaland on the back and the City badge on the front. This is what scares them to death and keeps them awake at nights. For 12 years there has been a clear, obvious, blatant and explicit media campaign conducted against Manchester City Football Club. They thought that the FFP charges were the answer to their prayers. Remember the reaction across the footballing spectrum at every level when that wheeze failed? Haaland brings with him and delivers us everything they have tried to stop us having since the takeover: Worldwide exposure and popularity. Increased sponsorship. Increased ticket sales. Constant TV, radio & newsprint time and column inches for all of the right reasons. We now need to win the Champions League and hammer the final nail in their coffins. It is the only stick left they have to beat us with and they know Haaland will be final piece in the jigsaw that enables us to do it. You can smell and feel the fear. In every desperate, pathetic newspaper article. In every bitter SKY & BT TV program. In every rancid talkSport radio show. When it happens their game is over and they have nowhere else to go. They tried and almost achieved in wiping us off the footballing map. I for one will never forget or forgive what they have done and what they have tried to do us and nor should any other City fan. You reap what you sow and their deeds and actions are about to be harvested.
i had the hairs on my neck stand up after reading that!! absolutely nailed it pal!!
I always wanted to see Vinnie lift that european cup, but now id wank like fuck if our Erling lifted that massive cup above his massive head!!!! COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! LETS BE HAVING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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