Media thread 2022/23

[Blue Pete]

I'm considering a summer move for Scarlett Johansson. Doesn't mean it's going to happen.

If you believe the press, all our players are leaving for Barca or Madrid. That should raise a few quid, which will help us in the conference after we are kicked out of football for being cheats. - it's almost like the press just make this shit up for so they can get more use out of their offical Giggs/Gerrard wank towels.

 

[waspish]

Madrid after Erling. Seems strange Rashford is never touted as a target.

I wonder why they are not considering Rashford? It seems he will be cheaper, and he's playing well right now.

It's almost like it's a load of made up bullshit!

Yep and Rashford not signed a new contract yet! If he were a city player he’d be linked to every top club and making a big deal of not signing a new deal!!

Bottom line though the media don’t like to rock the boat regarding the red shirts…

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Madrid after Erling. Seems strange Rashford is never touted as a target.

I wonder why they are not considering Rashford? It seems he will be cheaper, and he's playing well right now.

It's almost like it's a load of made up bullshit!

Could they afford him, and now he's firmly entrenched in the aristocracy he'd want mega-meg bucks.

 

[Blueboy73]

Yep and Rashford not signed a new contract yet! If he were a city player he’d be linked to every top club and making a big deal of not signing a new deal!!

Bottom line though the media don’t like to rock the boat regarding the red shirts…

Fishfingers will probably rinse an over inflated pay rise out of the rags and turn to shit again just like the last time he signed a new contract.
It will keep his accountant busy finding ways to avoid paying his fair share of taxes while he dictates to the government how they should spend the taxes he's contributed next to nothing towards.

 

[burning blue soul]

Could they afford him, and now he's firmly entrenched in the aristocracy he'd want mega-meg bucks.

Financials don't concern me; just get him out of the country, the self promoting twat!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I saw a photo of carragher on cbs last night and he had a can of 7up on the desk.

What an absolute slice.

Who does he think he is.
Can you imagine if someone did that in reverse say Neville or Micah.
The Liverpool fans would
Lose their minds and there would be death threats and boycotts incoming.

Think we are past the point of Sky caring, but it was like listening to the old fan zone special the other day. Giggling in the background, telling each other to do one, can we not have some sports pundits who actually want to analyze the game.

 

[TinFoilHat]

And we're back to fellating the rags.

The lady doing sports news on BBC News24 will be making Silly Sally Jealous with her technique.

 

[burning blue soul]

I'm just relieved the big guy Fernández is back to his mesmerising best, and yet again has been shown to be immune to cards of the colour red.
Such a weight off my mind.

 

[Blueboy73]

Think we are past the point of Sky caring, but it was like listening to the old fan zone special the other day. Giggling in the background, telling each other to do one, can we not have some sports pundits who actually want to analyze the game.

If you want sports pundits who actually want to analyse the game i would advise you to fuck Sly Sports off and go onto IPTV.
You can get streams from around the world for a fraction of the cost with the added advantage of not having to listen to Spitty and Ratboy or paying Sly a penny towards promoting their pro Rag and Dipper and anti City narrative.
You'll also pick up loads of matches they don't have.
Best thing I ever did.

 

[aguero93:20]

You make a very god point. They can dish it out bit no way can they take it. I commented elsewhere on here about the Spitty selfie showing Neville looking miserable. Again, can you imagine a reverse situation ? Calls for him to be sacked, disrespect to a fellow pro etc etc. They are a hateful breed.

Tbf it's rare you see the dippers be disrespectful to a fellow professional, that would require having a job.

 

[aguero93:20]

Surprised he didn’t have a can of Coke Zero to show the number of Premier League titles he’s won

Impossible to hold onto coke when you're working in the same building as Merson and Hamann tbf.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

If you want sports pundits who actually want to analyse the game i would advise you to fuck Sly Sports off and go onto IPTV.
You can get streams from around the world for a fraction of the cost with the added advantage of not having to listen to Spitty and Ratboy or paying Sly a penny towards promoting their pro Rag and Dipper and anti City narrative.
You'll also pick up loads of matches they don't have.
Best thing I ever did.

You know what, I'm going to look into this. Let me have a google round today and see if I can work it out, I might DM you if I can't.

 

[Blueboy73]

You know what, I'm going to look into this. Let me have a google round today and see if I can work it out, I might DM you if I can't.

No worries mate.
I can PM a link to the one I use, if you need it please give me a shout.
Other posters may have others too.
There are plenty of sites that will let you know what international channels are broadcasting matches on different days and you can pick up all sorts.

 

[TinFoilHat]

"United fans stranded in the poor weather"

Why mention they are rags BBC?

 

[Blueboy73]

"United fans stranded in the poor weather"

Why mention they are rags BBC?

Rags promoting Rags.
Our "impartial" publically funded national broadcaster doing what it does best.

 

[mcfcstu]

If you want sports pundits who actually want to analyse the game i would advise you to fuck Sly Sports off and go onto IPTV.
You can get streams from around the world for a fraction of the cost with the added advantage of not having to listen to Spitty and Ratboy or paying Sly a penny towards promoting their pro Rag and Dipper and anti City narrative.
You'll also pick up loads of matches they don't have.
Best thing I ever did.

Here here.

 

[TinFoilHat]

If you want sports pundits who actually want to analyse the game i would advise you to fuck Sly Sports off and go onto IPTV.
You can get streams from around the world for a fraction of the cost with the added advantage of not having to listen to Spitty and Ratboy or paying Sly a penny towards promoting their pro Rag and Dipper and anti City narrative.
You'll also pick up loads of matches they don't have.
Best thing I ever did.

I agree.

There's a brilliant pundit team I'd love to see on our public broadcasters.

They've got a natural chemistry. Don't belittle any team, and tell it as it is. Whilst having fun taking the piss out of each other.

They are Ian Wright and Shaun Wright Phillips.

 

[Gazza]

And we're back to fellating the rags.

The lady doing sports news on BBC News24 will be making Silly Sally Jealous with her technique.

The 7-0 will be airbrushed from history just like the 7-2 thrashing Liverpool suffered at Villa Park.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Madrid after Erling. Seems strange Rashford is never touted as a target.

I wonder why they are not considering Rashford? It seems he will be cheaper, and he's playing well right now.

It's almost like it's a load of made up bullshit!

I think Rashford will end up at Roma or Lazio where he can fulfil a joint role as striker in Serie A and Pontiff Fishcake I.

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

The 7-0 will be airbrushed from history just like the 7-2 thrashing Liverpool suffered at Villa Park.

Not so on radio 2 sports news at 8 30 this morning. Not a word about Thursday night shire, but a full on wank job for scousers previewing their match at Bournemouth and replaying goals against the rags.