Media thread 2022/23

[Spurs quarter 69]

Not so on radio 2 sports news at 8 30 this morning. Not a word about Thursday night shire, but a full on wank job for scousers previewing their match at Bournemouth and replaying goals against the rags.

Shite not shire bloody predictive text.

 

[Gazza]

Shite not shire bloody predictive text.

Ah but did they dub over anything United?

 

[Rory Bluelow]

"United fans stranded in the poor weather"

Why mention they are rags BBC?

So we can have a good laugh & say “what a fucking shame”

 

[aguero93:20]

I think Rashford will end up at Roma or Lazio where he can fulfil a joint role as striker in Serie A and Pontiff Fishcake I.

No taxes in the Vatican City either.

 

[Blueboy73]

I agree.

There's a brilliant pundit team I'd love to see on our public broadcasters.

They've got a natural chemistry. Don't belittle any team, and tell it as it is. Whilst having fun taking the piss out of each other.

They are Ian Wright and Shaun Wright Phillips.

Yes this 100%
Watched them covering our trip to Arsenal the other week.
They were superb.
Every pundit is biased towards their own team, they're fans too at the end of the day just like us.
Nothing wrong with that but if you're paid as a pundit or broadcaster you're paid to give an objective view and add value and insight.
Ian and Shaun both stuck up for their teams but were fair and objective without the bile and snide comments you get from the usual suspects.
The likes of Spitty, Ratboy, McPointy, Toe Sucker and The Drugs Cheat offer as much insight as the shirt wearing bar flies you see in your local who never go but sit there spouting absolute bollocks and have nothing to say when called out on their bullshit.

 

[Shirley]

Simple Simon once again making a complete tool of himself at the presser.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I see Simon Stone has started the BBC ticker about Guardiola's press conference by saying he'll be able to talk about Walker.
Football? Nah.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Mr Stone opened with a question about Kyle's cock. Who knew...?

 

[laserblue]

What a load of rubbish - everyone knows; Bellingham's only 17.

Same age as Lingard then.

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Even a report on the UK snow Mairead Smith no nothing Irish red shirt local "journalist" couldn't resist crowbarring a gushing reference to Urmston's urchins on a story about the weather.

The unlikely tale was apparently about a Leeds fan who'd gone to watch the prats yesterday and got stranded on the motorway going home.

Yawwwkshire people eh? To say nothing of media city's neverending obsession with the shit heads.

On another note never ever ever heard bt being so pro the English sides as they were with Chelsea, arsenal and the rags. Normal service to be resumed next Tuesday?

I agree about the 3 above teams you mention. Chelsea also received the "full red-shirt treatment".
However, I thought that Spurs did not receive the same supportive coverage. Glenn Hoddle was getting really wound up about their flat performance. The anchor bloke (Jake ?) seemed to be putting the knife in, as well.
How the hell Wio is wheeled out as the #1 pundit just shows how unimaginative BT are.
Will be interesting who joins Wio & Hargreaves next week, when City play Leipzig ?
Hopefully, it will be Nedum, but he seems far too insightful for BT and their bunch of dimwits...

 

[its grim up north]

If you want sports pundits who actually want to analyse the game i would advise you to fuck Sly Sports off and go onto IPTV.
You can get streams from around the world for a fraction of the cost with the added advantage of not having to listen to Spitty and Ratboy or paying Sly a penny towards promoting their pro Rag and Dipper and anti City narrative.
You'll also pick up loads of matches they don't have.
Best thing I ever did.

I like to watch on Bein. On the Arabic channel. The commentators do it on their own, they sound so excited, as though they are enjoying it and they don't change tone when a certain team scores. Although I've not a clue what they're saying it much better than anything our lot turn out. Oy oy oy oy.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Madrid after Erling. Seems strange Rashford is never touted as a target.

I wonder why they are not considering Rashford? It seems he will be cheaper, and he's playing well right now.

It's almost like it's a load of made up bullshit!

Honestly surprised it took until Friday. I was expecting a Haaland to Madrid story on Monday tbh to distract from the rag disaster at klanfield

 

[Franny 1234]

Honestly surprised it took until Friday. I was expecting a Haaland to Madrid story on Monday tbh to distract from the rag disaster at klanfield

Reminds me of Kun Agueroooooooo every season he was with us he was meant to be signing for Madrid. CTID

 

[bluealf]

#Seems strange Rashford is never touted as a target.

because he's shit

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I see the bbc are in the midst of attempting to try and silence/cancel Gary Lineker, he’s a bit vanilla for me, he pops up with views of his own that aren’t that divisive, they’re just his opinions, I rarely agree with him, but never feel any outrage over his views, the sheer fact they are basing it on impartiality in politics when they can’t even do that in sport is absolutely ridiculous

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Same age as Lingard then.

Same mental age

 

[TinFoilHat]

"Hi Pep. Slimy Stone here...Do you think Kyle Walker getting his cock out in a bar is a good example for young fans and will you be dropping him for the Palace game?"

"Have you seen his cock? It's massive! I'm so jealous. Kyle has a massive cock and with John's big balls they'll fuck you harder than your beloved rags got fucked at Anfield on Sunday. Next question..."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64916156

Mystic TinFoilHat

 

[eyalluvitt]

Hi Pep , is Kyle Walker a stand up member of your squad?

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

"Hi Pep. Slimy Stone here...Do you think Kyle Walker getting his cock out in a bar is a good example for young fans and will you be dropping him for the Palace game?"

"Have you seen his cock? It's massive! I'm so jealous. Kyle has a massive cock and with John's big balls they'll fuck you harder than your beloved rags got fucked at Anfield on Sunday. Next question..."

"I always say to Kyle, do not, I repeat, do not shoot outside the box!"
"I also say to him 'you need to time your run before getting in behind'!"

 

[bikerblue]

Just read in the muen that 4 of the old toilet sausage throwers have been arrested.Ive not heard of any arrests made when away supporters were chucking various missiles at our ground unless I've missed it.They also said there were pint pots thrown which was incorrect,it was paper cups.More exaggeration for a bit of rag sympathy.