I noticed a few of these inside the stadium, decked out in full City gear, they even had boots on.
I heard the first one say " hi, I'm Ferni, here's the ball have a free run on goal " then a bit later on something similar a bloke in a Anglo / French twang saying " hi, I'm Bacri, don't know where I'm supposed to be, just run through, I'm lost "
They were joined by a bald guy in the goalkeeper kit, he muttered " I'm mates with the manager, I don't want to get this kit dirty "
We used to call them defenders and keepers, but with all this political correctness gone mad, meeters and greeters it is.