Men dyeing their hair

[scotty123]

Actually bought some dye the other night , when I went into the bathroom to do it I couldn't follow through as I realised I wouldn't be able to take myself seriously as a human being , and ended up just shaving it, which is slightly less bad but does highlight I'm also balding

All the better for shaving it mate if you are slightly balding

 

[mancityvstoke]

I was taking an elderly relative once into hospital she was in a wheelchair.

As I walked into the hospital I looked up and saw a TV which was showing what a CCTV camera was filming at the entrance.

I saw this old looking balding grey **** and thought look at the state.

Then I move my head and the image on the screen did the same.

 

[stony]

I was taking an elderly relative once into hospital she was in a wheelchair.

As I walked into the hospital I looked up and saw a TV which was showing what a CCTV camera was filming at the entrance.

I saw this old looking balding grey **** and thought look at the state.

Then I move my head and the image on the screen did the same.

Awful isn't it, that moment you realise the fat old grey bastard on the screen is you.

 

[mancityvstoke]

I was taking an elderly relative once into hospital she was in a wheelchair.

As I walked into the hospital I looked up and saw a TV which was showing what a CCTV camera was filming at the entrance.

I saw this old looking balding grey **** and thought look at the state.

Then I move my head and the image on the screen did the same.

Awful isn't it, that moment you realise the fat old grey bastard on the screen is you.

I was not happy. It was a realisation of something I thought was never going to happen to me.

 

[Dirty Harry]

I'm going a bit grey on the sides, but if anything it makes me look a right good looking bastard, a bit of a Clooney/Gere type of look.

Mrs Rushts has played a blinder if she's convinced you of that mate ;-)

My Mrs would love me to go grey, but she can fuck off, convinced me for years her perfect bloke would have dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, decent physique handsome etc, ie ME, found out years later it was actually grey haired men with blue eyes, chubby and the features of a bird, so yeah, I'll dye the fucker just for her lying to me, and if I go bald I'll paint the fucker like Frank Sidebottom, that's what you get for not telling the truth.

 

[scotty123]

I was taking an elderly relative once into hospital she was in a wheelchair.

As I walked into the hospital I looked up and saw a TV which was showing what a CCTV camera was filming at the entrance.

I saw this old looking balding grey **** and thought look at the state.

Then I move my head and the image on the screen did the same.

Awful isn't it, that moment you realise the fat old grey bastard on the screen is you.

I got some photos out the other day of me in Berlin in 1980 to show Mrs Underpants (we have only been together 7 years)
Wasnt you a handsome bastard then she said, nice blonde hair, slim, even had a blonde tache, then she looked me up and down and said ''what the fuck happened you grey fat old bastard''
Women pffftt

 

[Swales lives]

Keane is anothing, so he kicked a few other gays on the pitch and twatted a paperboy.
He did fuck alll when my mate had him in a headlock in Cheerleaders before a Garry Glitter gig at GMex in the mid 90s, Giggs and Lee Sharpe saying "awww leave him mate, we don't want any trouble." (true story, btw).

Anyway nothing wrong with hair dye, mine looks great since I dyed it.

In fairness to Keane, I too would have bottled it if confronted by a man who was on the way to a Gary Glitter concert

God only knows what could happen to you

Keane, Giggs & Sharpe were all going to see Glitter too.
This was obviously before Glitter went to PC World with his hard drive problems.
He put on a great show, the dirty old fucker.

 

[rushts]

I'm going a bit grey on the sides, but if anything it makes me look a right good looking bastard, a bit of a Clooney/Gere type of look.

Mrs Rushts has played a blinder if she's convinced you of that mate ;-)

My Mrs would love me to go grey, but she can fuck off, convinced me for years her perfect bloke would have dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, decent physique handsome etc, ie ME, found out years later it was actually grey haired men with blue eyes, chubby and the features of a bird, so yeah, I'll dye the fucker just for her lying to me, and if I go bald I'll paint the fucker like Frank Sidebottom, that's what you get for not telling the truth.

Ha ha, rumbled, its my mums fault she always told me i was handsome :-)

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Why would a man dye his hair for fux sake? That would make him a woman, surely.

 

[Anonymous]

Only wierdos , eccentrics , transvestites and wooly woofters dye their hair !

Real men just don't have the time !