Men dyeing their hair

[doots]

mrs doots 'helped' me dye mine when we first met about 12 years ago.
To try and get rid of the birdshit look on top we bought some 'Just for Men,Nearly Black'.
Sat in tub and she applies said lotion then fucks off to watch corra while the super dye does it stuff.
She comes back in to check on the progress and has a quick scan of the instructions.
Five minutes it says,five fucking minutes not fifteen!
The bastard stuff has dripped down me cheek bones and stained them leaving me looking like Elvis fucking Presley,i tried scrubbing it off but to no avail.
To boot,my top barnet was a jet black Joe Pesci/Swiss Tony quiff.
Nowadays i just shave the lot off.

 

[Ducado]

mrs doots 'helped' me dye mine when we first met about 12 years ago.
To try and get rid of the birdshit look on top we bought some 'Just for Men,Nearly Black'.
Sat in tub and she applies said lotion then fucks off to watch corra while the super dye does it stuff.
She comes back in to check on the progress and has a quick scan of the instructions.
Five minutes it says,five fucking minutes not fifteen!
The bastard stuff has dripped down me cheek bones and stained them leaving me looking like Elvis fucking Presley,i tried scrubbing it off but to no avail.
To boot,my top barnet was a jet black Joe Pesci/Swiss Tony quiff.
Nowadays i just shave the lot off.

ha ha I bet she laughed as well they always do

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Only wierdos , eccentrics , transvestites and wooly woofters dye their hair !

Real men just don't have the time !

Shut it baldie.

 

[Barcon]

Forty nine, and not a grey hair on my loaf. It'll probably all fall out when I turn 50.

 

[doots]

Forty nine, and not a grey hair on my loaf. It'll probably all fall out when I turn 50.

Hope so,show off

 

[Bill Walker]

It could be worse, you could be bald or even ginger.

My hair is thin & grey so I shave it all of, I imagine I look like Bruce Willis :)

its a look I like

 

[Bill Walker]

Why would a man dye his hair for fux sake? That would make him a woman, surely.

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[Barcon]

Forty nine, and not a grey hair on my loaf. It'll probably all fall out when I turn 50.

Hope so,show off

 

[doots]

Forty nine, and not a grey hair on my loaf. It'll probably all fall out when I turn 50.

Hope so,show off

Love ya really,mullet man

 

[Crouchinho]

I always wanted to dye my hair Grey, it's the only colour I would do. If it ever goes on sale and the misses is away I'll try it. I will dye it and pretend I'm Phillip schofield for the day