Meppen Walters on bbc 3

I can just hear the conversation in the Governors office office this morning , as a bewildered , but pleasantly surprised , Courtney Meppen-Walters stood before him just prior to his early release ....



Governor ......."Right Mr Meppen-Walters , it's your lucky day , we're releasing you early , but don't tell anyone ....... we do , on occasion , make the odd mistake here though , so don't go far and keep your phone on just in case we need to get hold of you ..... we were gonna give you an electronic tag , but the bloke from Group 4 has taken them all on holiday with him by mistake , so run along now"

Meppen-Walters ..... "Okay Guv , but i've only been here five months you know , i've only really had time to write a poem" ...

Governor ..... "Well never mind that , i don't suppose your poem's much good anyway , be on your way then before i change my mind , and for fucks sake don't drive , catch a tram ..... only five months you say , you sure ???

Meppen-walters .... "Yes Guv , right , i'm going then ...... and don't worry Guv , you won't be seeing me again !!



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Phil Meup said:
Pleased to see City have cancelled his contract.
Hope he had the worst time ever inside.
His time inside is a joke.
It was the speed of the impact that caused the deaths.
Tragic.
Most people don't realise they are effectively in a weapon when they're in a car.

it wasn't cancelled, his contract conveniently expired at the end of last season so they chose once he was convicted to announce it wouldn't be renewed.
 
marcoboogers said:
As the tiles says driving prog on bbc 3

-- Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:07 pm --

Just shown the smash, horrific


Can you remember what the BBC3 programme was called?

-- Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:30 pm --

<a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJWQxsNvmX4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJWQxsNvmX4</a>
 
grim up north said:
Kippax Street 1880 said:
Jnr Kisby said:
I know he showed remorse and admitted he was stupid, but to let him out after just 5 months of an already pitiful sentence is an insult to the family of the deceased children.

No children died in the crash far as I'm aware. The issue for me is paying these players enough to buy a fucking AMG merc before they've even made the first team. You can't deal with that type of money at 17/18, especially not when you are trying to play a professional sport. I know I'd be in a fucking right state after a month of 5 grand a week.

You could do the same damage in a 100 pound wreck, inappropriate speed kills


True, but if you're not earning mega-bucks, and having to watch what you spend, you're far more likely to be careful whilst driving your hard earned fiesta 1.2 which costs you 6 months wages to insure, than if you can buy a brand new merc and insure it with one week's wages.
 
PinkFinal said:
marcoboogers said:
As the tiles says driving prog on bbc 3

-- Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:07 pm --

Just shown the smash, horrific


Can you remember what the BBC3 programme was called?

-- Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:30 pm --

<a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJWQxsNvmX4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJWQxsNvmX4</a>

Yep that's it
 
Upon his return to prison after recapture ....

Governor ...... "Oh , it's about time you got here laddie , what do you think you're playing at?

Meppen-Walters .... "but you said i could go Guv , don't you remember" ?

Governor .... "now don't you start with me laddie , i said nothing of the sort , i know what i mean , and i know what i said ... and it wasn't that! "

Meppen-Walters .... "Well can i go or can't i ? what's the crack Guv?"

Governor ..... "No you can't , you shouldn't have gone in the first place .. and anyway don't you argue with me ... who's the Governor here , me or you?

Now get back in that cell before i see you get another six months for trying to put words in my mouth!"
 
I remember the initial thread.

One of his mates was on here defending him to the hilt saying he wasn't guilty. I apologised for presuming guilt before being proven but his friend has never returned to justify his actions.

I sincerely hope CMW learns from this. One mistake-16 months which was about right as no other factors.
Fast cars and young boys don't mix!
 

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